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RichardCranium replied

28 October 2010, 20:08
<sigh>

On my 42nd birthday, in the middle of the night, I had to go for a pee.

And the next night.

And the next.

And every night since, with the exception of about 3 or 4 times when I have gone to bed utterly exhausted and passed out until morning.

Just like that. On my birthday.

Also since then, I have been unable to fill a kettle in the morning witho .. excuse me, must dash.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 October 2010, 11:14
Originally posted by d000hg View Post

Just old. That's not remotely unusual.

Old, aye.

As for being unusual? Well, nobody has ever called me 'normal'.
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d000hg replied

27 October 2010, 11:11
Originally posted by MrRobin View Post

Blimey. Are you diabetic?

Just old. That's not remotely unusual.
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AlfredJPruffock replied

27 October 2010, 09:26
2y's UR
2y's UB
I C UR 2ýs 4 me
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MrRobin replied

27 October 2010, 09:23
Blimey. Are you diabetic?
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TimberWolf replied

27 October 2010, 09:03
Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post

I'll take my prize in the form of front row tickets for me and a dozen of my closest friends to your upcoming public execution of the Snot Goblin, please.
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GreenLabel replied

27 October 2010, 08:54
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

We have a winner!

I'll take my prize in the form of front row tickets for me and a dozen of my closest friends to your upcoming public execution of the Snot Goblin, please.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 October 2010, 08:22
Originally posted by GreenLabel View Post

Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.

How many times you had to get up during the night to take a leak?

We have a winner!
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GreenLabel replied

27 October 2010, 08:18
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.

How many times you had to get up during the night to take a leak?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 October 2010, 08:07
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Not beers consumed then.

Nah, that count rarely goes above zero these days. Maybe once a week it's goes to 3 or if I'm naughty 4.
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TimberWolf replied

27 October 2010, 07:53
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.

Not beers consumed then.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 October 2010, 07:50
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Is 0 good news?

Not so much 'good' news, but more reminiscent of the life of a younger man.
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TimberWolf replied

27 October 2010, 07:43
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

Today's number is:

0

Which is very unusual these days.

Is 0 good news?
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HairyArsedBloke replied

27 October 2010, 07:42
Today's number is:

0

Which is very unusual these days.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 October 2010, 10:59
I KNOW THIS !!

its the number of arguments/shouting matches you hear through your window
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