Reply to: Girlfriend says its either her or the cat! (while crying in the middle of a walk)

[MaryPoppins]

It doesn't have to be. But as soon as that sypathetic arm goes round his shoulders he'll have your bra unclipped, and be banging you up the legs before you can say WTF.


HTH

Smoooooth.

[wobbegong]

Never understood this. How could that work? Feeling sorry for yourself isn't my idea of a turn on.

It doesn't have to be. But as soon as that sypathetic arm goes round his shoulders he'll have your bra unclipped, and be banging you up the legs before you can say WTF.


HTH

[MaryPoppins]

Has anyone ever played the sympathy card and gotton a shag out of it?

Never understood this. How could that work? Feeling sorry for yourself isn't my idea of a turn on.

[MaryPoppins]

And not a very good one, it's not teasing that makes you pregnant.

Don't I just know it Spod.

Let it be a lesson to all those ladies that turn down bumsex, as EO would say.

[SupremeSpod]

I admit it, I'm a cocktease.

And not a very good one, it's not teasing that makes you pregnant.

[Platypus]

Wilmslow invents stories about imaginary girlfriends to get into the knickers of MaryPoppins.

The plan seems not to have worked

Has anyone ever played the sympathy card and gotton a shag out of it? Perhaps this needs a thread of its own, a place for a few more tall tales!

[fullyautomatix]

Wilmslow has ditched his girlfriend to be with you, after you clearly gave him the come on (*), and now you tell him to piss off?

Oh, it's a harsh world indeed





(*) ok that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

Wilmslow invents stories about imaginary girlfriends to get into the knickers of MaryPoppins.

FTFY

[MaryPoppins]

Wilmslow has ditched his girlfriend to be with you, after you clearly gave him the come on (*), and now you tell him to piss off?

Oh, it's a harsh world indeed





(*) ok that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

I admit it, I'm a cocktease.

[Platypus]

Piss off!

Wilmslow has ditched his girlfriend to be with you, after you clearly gave him the come on (*), and now you tell him to piss off?

Oh, it's a harsh world indeed





(*) ok that might be somewhat of an exaggeration

[MaryPoppins]

She actually sounds like a professional victim, which seems to be his usual prey.

Sounds the same as loser to me?

[Boudica]

I had a bird like this and was close to binning her off, till one night she made a big fuss about wanting bum-sex.
So we ended up staying together and getting married.
Ive never been able to sit down properly since, without pain, but sitting on a big rubber ring is a price well worth paying for romance

[SupremeSpod]

She sounds like a loser. Ditch her.

She actually sounds like a professional victim, which seems to be his usual prey.

[EternalOptimist]

I had a bird like this and was close to binning her off, till one night she made a big fuss about wanting bum-sex.
So we ended up staying together and getting married.
Ive never been able to sit down properly since, without pain, but sitting on a big rubber ring is a price well worth paying for romance

[wobbegong]

• Well, we had a really nice night at Ceroc Dancing
• shefollowed me back home after, around 60 on the motorway.
• She makes a big deal about wanting to know my browsing history.
• She then look at me rather paranoid asking how often my mate comes over
• gf is a nervous driver, as well as a nervous person
• she does spend a lot of evenings at home getting bored, wanting me to be over to entertain her.
• Having said that, she has just joined Slimming World

She sounds like a loser. Ditch her.

^
WSS!

[cailin maith]

Piss off!

See I think the problem is that Wilmslow goes into these (many) relationships 150% instead of treading easy earlier on. So when the girl thinks "ok - he wants to spend loads of time with me", Wilmslow backs off.

Wilmslow - just save everyone the grief and bin her off now.