The most impotant skills are to become disgusted and then cut n paste.
Watching a few episodes of one foot in the grave should help.
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That's normal for newcomers to the forum. You'll soon get over it and in no time at all you'll be making contributions that make others feel nauseous.Originally posted by Dr EvilI'm feeling mildy nauseous at the moment, so some guidance would be appreciated as a matter of urgency.
Thanks
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No, I'm Disgusted! And so's my wife!Originally posted by DisgustedNo, I'm Disgusted
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No, I'm Spartacus.Originally posted by DisgustedNo, I'm Disgusted
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I'm feeling mildy nauseous at the moment, so some guidance would be appreciated as a matter of urgency.
Thanks
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Are we allowed to be disgusted?
. . . . . . or are we the Trolls referred to herein?
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Originally posted by NoddYTheir behaviour is disgusting.
Noddy,
I am also disgusted.
I find your cartoon avatar really offensive as it pictorially represents a prophet for my own "special" religion (and dont pretend you have never heard of Big Ears (pbuh) )
As you SHOULD know, all images of Noddy (pbuh) are forbidden in my religion and I dont care what religious views you may hold you should fully accept my own.
You are showing no sensitivity to my beliefs and I demand a full apology from yourself.
Failing that I expect the web admin to banish you or I will demonstrate in London with placards demanding your immediate beheading.
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No, I'm DisgustedOriginally posted by expatWel I know I'm Disgusted, and I expect most of you are too.
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Wel I know I'm Disgusted, and I expect most of you are too.Originally posted by NoddYTheir behaviour is disgusting.
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Yes yes trolls. Get them out I say.
I'll often be heard of an evening 'go on ye trolls, be off with ye then, we've no need for ye here'.
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No they are nine till fivers who have better things to do with their evenings. Either that or they are such sad losers that they cannot afford a PC at homeOriginally posted by FungusI think it was a short lived Troll attack. They seemed to have beamed back up to the mother ship. Anyone been probed?
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I think it was a short lived Troll attack. They seemed to have beamed back up to the mother ship. Anyone been probed?Originally posted by MordacHave we acquired some new Trolls?
That'll teach me to take the day off for an interview, I seem to have missed out on all the fun. Still, I had a nice day out by the sea.
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