I work with idiots!

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TestMangler replied

15 October 2010, 07:41
At a gig in Edinburgh a couple of years ago, a large team of us went out for a bit of a beery lunch. Middle aged female PM walks into the bar, reads the sign that says 'FREE W-FI HERE' and asks the barman what 'wi-fi' is and when they start serving it.
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MarillionFan replied

14 October 2010, 21:09
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shaunbhoy replied

14 October 2010, 21:07
Just for Troll!!
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Wodewick replied

14 October 2010, 21:03
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Stupidity runs in the family eh? ..

Noses run in my family
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shaunbhoy replied

14 October 2010, 21:02
Originally posted by Troll View Post

Stupidity runs in the family eh? ..

Aww diddums!!
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Troll replied

14 October 2010, 20:59
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

I had an Uncle who, after watching my sister put pepper on her dinner with the large pepper mill said "I can never get the tops off those things either!"
True Story!

Stupidity runs in the family eh? ..
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shaunbhoy replied

14 October 2010, 18:38
I had an Uncle who, after watching my sister put pepper on her dinner with the large pepper mill said "I can never get the tops off those things either!"

True Story!
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northernladuk replied

14 October 2010, 15:20
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You learn something new everyday eh Zippy
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Zippy replied

14 October 2010, 14:28
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

That's reminded me of the person who organised the office Secret Santa, but left herself out because she thought it only worked if you had an even number of people.
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Mich the Tester replied

14 October 2010, 13:37
Just imagine if permies were clever. We'd all be living under bridges.
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northernladuk replied

14 October 2010, 13:28
You are on a forum with a load as well so should be getting used to it by now
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thunderlizard replied

14 October 2010, 12:37
That's reminded me of the person who organised the office Secret Santa, but left herself out because she thought it only worked if you had an even number of people.
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suityou01 replied

14 October 2010, 09:46
Originally posted by Growernotashower View Post

A young guy I work with was just on the phone when the call got cut off and the recorded message came on and said "doo doo doo Please replace the handset, please replace the handset, please replace the handset"
He actually got up and grabbed another handset from another desk and said, "God, this is the 5th handset I've had to replace this year!!!"

What a spanner!

True story
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Growernotashower started a topic I work with idiots!

14 October 2010, 09:16
I work with idiots!

A young guy I work with was just on the phone when the call got cut off and the recorded message came on and said "doo doo doo Please replace the handset, please replace the handset, please replace the handset"
He actually got up and grabbed another handset from another desk and said, "God, this is the 5th handset I've had to replace this year!!!"

What a spanner!
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