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suityou01 replied

7 October 2010, 11:13
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

You'll be happy to know I lost my last MMA fight. Choked out in the second round and not an orange in sight.

No this does not make me happy. I don't see the point in fighting.
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wobbegong replied

7 October 2010, 11:06
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yep, better than ever. My strict diet of oysters and Muscadet gives me the energy and vigour to get through any challenge the day might bring.

Oysters? Eurghhh! Swallowing those flavourless, slimey b@stards is unsettlingly like having a heavy cold.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 October 2010, 08:52
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Yep, better than ever. My strict diet of oysters and Muscadet gives me the energy and vigour to get through any challenge the day might bring.

last week right, I had a jar of cockles with ten cans of lager. Thats about as far as I will go with the mollusc diet
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Mich the Tester replied

7 October 2010, 08:50
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

how are you today ?? everything ..er.. ok like ?

Yep, better than ever. My strict diet of oysters and Muscadet gives me the energy and vigour to get through any challenge the day might bring.
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EternalOptimist replied

7 October 2010, 08:44
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

At least it won´t have to change colour on the way through.

You might become a member of the scalded sphincter society though.

how are you today ?? everything ..er.. ok like ?
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Mich the Tester replied

7 October 2010, 08:40
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

mmmm - bowl of chill

At least it won´t have to change colour on the way through.

You might become a member of the scalded sphincter society though.
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Lockhouse replied

7 October 2010, 06:46
Originally posted by Mich the Tester;

All claimed against tax as business costs.

Thank Allah I'm a contractor.

Top man.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 October 2010, 23:10
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

More beef, less beans. It's better for all concerned IMHO.

mmm
mich must be one of them there trenchermen, or conisseurs. my missus calls me a savage
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Pondlife replied

6 October 2010, 22:59
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

mmmm - bowl of chill

More beef, less beans. It's better for all concerned IMHO.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 October 2010, 22:52
mmmm - bowl of chill
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MarillionFan replied

6 October 2010, 22:41
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Knew it. This cottaging malarky you "Walter Mitty" into being cage fighting. So sad.

You'll be happy to know I lost my last MMA fight. Choked out in the second round and not an orange in sight.
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EternalOptimist replied

6 October 2010, 22:37
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Knew it. This cottaging malarky you "Walter Mitty" into being cage fighting. So sad.

Its sad suity. hows things with you anyway
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Zippy replied

6 October 2010, 22:36
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Only if you're a merchant banker.

Or in media
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suityou01 replied

6 October 2010, 22:34
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Is cocaine expensible?

Knew it. This cottaging malarky you "Walter Mitty" into being cage fighting. So sad.
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Mich the Tester replied

6 October 2010, 22:29
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Is cocaine expensible?

Only if you're a merchant banker.
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