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EternalOptimist replied

4 October 2010, 09:52
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Why don't you just sit down?

sometimes, esp when its cold, some men, some fat bellied men, find that their willies get close to the inner rim of the seat. The wee goes under the seat and down onto clothing or floor. They then stand up with a soaking wet bum.

never happened to me though. no sirree. definately not. no way
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TimberWolf replied

4 October 2010, 09:44
Originally posted by zeitghost

Peyronie's Disease?

That lets you pee around corners.

What use is that?
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Pondlife replied

1 October 2010, 16:36
Wiillllmsloooow!

<<canned laughter>>
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MarillionFan replied

1 October 2010, 16:31
Something I'd like to share ....

Gonorrhea?
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Zippy replied

1 October 2010, 15:48
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

He might get his arse hair caught between seat and bowl.

Nooooooooo
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TimberWolf replied

1 October 2010, 15:47
Piss in the toilet? How disgusting. One should use the sink for which purpose it works admirably.
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Mich the Tester replied

1 October 2010, 15:46
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Why don't you just sit down?

He might get his arse hair caught between seat and bowl.
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HairyArsedBloke replied

1 October 2010, 15:45
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Zippy replied

1 October 2010, 15:43
Why don't you just sit down?
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suityou01 replied

1 October 2010, 15:36
Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post

.... I've just managed to wet my sock.

I've done my undies before, as well as my trousers, my shoes, and of course the floor. I've never managed to miss the bowel and hit my foot before. Luckily it was only one foot (left).

Good job it's Friday; I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to go and then I'll be putting on another set of clothes.

I'm guessing bowl.

Early onset mad as a badger's arse disease.
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HairyArsedBloke started a topic Something I'd like to share ....

1 October 2010, 15:31
Something I'd like to share ....

.... I've just managed to wet my sock.

I've done my undies before, as well as my trousers, my shoes, and of course the floor. I've never managed to miss the bowel and hit my foot before. Luckily it was only one foot (left).

Good job it's Friday; I've only got the rest of today and tomorrow to go and then I'll be putting on another set of clothes.
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