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Previously on "What food gives you the best d'oyle cartes?"

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I can assure you, sir, that baritone doesn't even cover it. She guffed while sittng on her bedroom floor recently; I thought her wardrobe had fallen over.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    More of a tenor than a baritone though eh?
    I can assure you, sir, that baritone doesn't even cover it. She guffed while sittng on her bedroom floor recently; I thought her wardrobe had fallen over.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Excellent use of the much under used words "bum muscles".



    I would like to expose that as an absolute myth. My sister is revolting.
    More of a tenor than a baritone though eh?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    The following may be a myth too: Women can't produce sounds like men because their bum muscles aren't powerful enough.
    Excellent use of the much under used words "bum muscles".



    I would like to expose that as an absolute myth. My sister is revolting.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No passenger next to me, but someone's just gone and sat in front. Must go for a strategic walk and perhaps leave the next one in second class.
    Aaaah crop dusting. Masterful work.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    So long as the passenger next to you doesn't start slapping you around the head, or someone catches you sniggering and savouring behind your iPad.
    No passenger next to me, but someone's just gone and sat in front. Must go for a strategic walk and perhaps leave the next one in second class.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I've just spotted a fellow passenger grimacing; happily the volume is so low nobody knows the source of the odour.
    So long as the passenger next to you doesn't start slapping you around the head, or someone catches you sniggering and savouring behind your iPad.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    That's my boy.

    I once cleared out an entire carriage on the eurostar

    Nearly got away with it until SY02 started slapping me round the head.
    I've just spotted a fellow passenger grimacing; happily the volume is so low nobody knows the source of the odour.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Those guys have possibly the best job in the world.

    Spending the day with Kari Byron is one of the perks.
    She's okay. The new presenter on the Gadget Show 1 hour commercial break sponsored by retailers isn't bad either:

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    I had cod, risotto and asparagus at lunch, having started with pumpkin soup. I don't know if it's the main course or the starter, but it's producing warm, low pressure, fairly quiet emissions with a pungency that's quite startling. The train has now left Utrecht, which may need to be evacuated this evening.
    That's my boy.

    I once cleared out an entire carriage on the eurostar

    Nearly got away with it until SY02 started slapping me round the head.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    I think the mythbusters studied this one once, however I don't rememeber what they were measuring or the result.
    Those guys have possibly the best job in the world.

    Spending the day with Kari Byron is one of the perks.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    I had cod, risotto and asparagus at lunch, having started with pumpkin soup. I don't know if it's the main course or the starter, but it's producing warm, low pressure, fairly quiet emissions with a pungency that's quite startling. The train has now left Utrecht, which may need to be evacuated this evening.

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    According to a diabetic mate that is a danger to shipping.

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  • TimberWolf
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    Another possible myth here: Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans in space.

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  • TimberWolf
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    I think the mythbusters studied this one once, however I don't rememeber what they were measuring or the result.

    The following may be a myth too: Women can't produce sounds like men because their bum muscles aren't powerful enough.

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