What food gives you the best d'oyle cartes?

[suityou01]

For me it's cabbage. If I've had a few pints of Guiness before hand then it's going to be pretty high up the beaufort scale.

[Mich the Tester]

Sauerkraut and mashed potatoes.

[Zippy]

Kippers, scrambled egg and champagne was the worst ever.

[Mich the Tester]

Kippers, scrambled egg and champagne was the worst ever.

Try this stuff;
Acar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Actually, don't try it unless you own a gas mask.

[Zippy]

Try this stuff;
Acar - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Actually, don't try it unless you own a gas mask.

I think the local pet shop sells canaries.

It does sound nice

[TimberWolf]

What's meant by "best"? Volume or odour?

Beans for me on the first, and anything sulphurous on the latter I expect, cabbages, etc. Not really studied the latter.

Beans work very fast. What's interesting, if the gases are of bacterial origin, is how quickly the little guys get to work. They must be primed and ready to go even though they have presumably been semi starved in between meals of beans. Or maybe they can cope with other foods and digest them in other ways.

[suityou01]

What's meant by "best"? Volume or odour?

You should grade on the following

• Heat
• Decibels
• Curtain clinging factor
• Pungency
• Duration

HTH

[Zippy]

The Beaufort scale

Please grade accordingly

[Cliphead]

Boots diabetic chocolate - two bars in one sitting.

[Zippy]

Boots diabetic chocolate - two bars in one sitting.

According to a diabetic mate that is a danger to shipping.