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Arthritic Whale's Belly?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAmalgamated Wet Blankets?
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Agnostic Winkers Board?Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAssociated Welsh Bingocallers?
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AWB?Originally posted by Boudica View Posttelling my OH tonight about my not very bright colleague who told us today how her ex husband was a member of the AWB and wore a gun
to which my OH replied: anything else? fnaw fnaw fnaw
at least me makes me laugh
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You are so a fella!!!!Originally posted by Boudica View Postit's too complicated for you MF
and I AM NOT A FELLA!!!!

Give it up! Some sockies are believable, some unbelievable! But you! As a woman! As a lady! Pull the other one, it's got testicles on.
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He was a member of the armed wing of the Average White Band?Originally posted by Boudica View Posttelling my OH tonight about my not very bright colleague who told us today how her ex husband was a member of the AWB and wore a gun
to which my OH replied: anything else? fnaw fnaw fnaw
at least me makes me laugh
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After you've corrected it. It still doesn't make any sense fella.Originally posted by Boudica View Posto dear
i meant 'he' but me makes me laugh too...i have to

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I don't understand any of that. But is it him that makes you laugh or you that makes you laugh?Originally posted by Boudica View Posttelling my OH tonight about my not very bright colleague who told us today how her ex husband was a member of the AWB and wore a gun
to which my OH replied: anything else? fnaw fnaw fnaw
at least me makes me laugh
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