Reply to: How much could you earn if you were a SAS guru ...

[shaunbhoy]

Anyway, didnt SAS flounce off?

Oh he is always doing that. But thankfully, he always returns. Which is just as well as he is an almost untapped reservoir of irrelevance for us to pick holes in on long boring days.
Vive La Sasguru, L'Imbecile celebre!!!

[fullyautomatix]

Chillout.

Have a and a

Anyway, didnt SAS flounce off?

[shaunbhoy]

Chillout.

Have a and a

WDPS

Jeebo really seems to have got under sas's skin. Chillax sg, we are all friends here!

[DimPrawn]

I seem to have touched a nerve.
Is it because I took the piss when you said you bought a book by some snake-oil salesman that told you how to become a millionaire, with a title like "Unleash your hidden potential"?
If so let me re-iterate: you're a cretin for buying it and it won't work.
HTH but IDI.

Chillout.

Have a and a

[sasguru]

Same questions, but to sasguru?

I seem to have touched a nerve.
Is it because I took the piss when you said you bought a book by some snake-oil salesman that told you how to become a millionaire, with a title like "Unleash your hidden potential"?
If so let me re-iterate: you're a cretin for buying it and it won't work.
HTH but IDI.

[d000hg]

Jesus! There's some real idiots posting today.

I think I may have to head home, load up and see if I can bag a couple of morons before Eastenders.

You can't have Sas twice, that would be too easy.

[DimPrawn]

Heeby Jeboos...

1. Have you ever decided to stop for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

2. Do you wish people would mind their own business about your —stop telling you what to do?

3. Have you ever switched from one kind of to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?

4. Have you ever had to have an eye opener upon awakening during the past year?

5. Do you envy people who can without getting into trouble?

6. Have you had problems connected with your during the past year?

7. Has your caused trouble at home?

8. Do you ever try to get "extra" at a party because you do not get enough?

9. Do you tell yourself you can stop any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don’t mean to?

10. Have you missed days of work or school because of ?

11. Do you have "blackouts"?

12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not ?

Same questions, but to sasguru?

[MarillionFan]

Jesus! There's some real idiots posting today.

I think I may have to head home, load up and see if I can bag a couple of morons before Eastenders.

[d000hg]

Glenmorangie is, well, not the best.

S'alright, but lager & single-malt is a bit weird. And Fosters isn't even weak anymore is it, didn't they start selling the 5% 'export' version in the UK?

[d000hg]

Its the noise of satisfaction one makes after a whisky chaser.
Innnnnnttttttttttt!

never heard that one before, perhaps we drink different types of whisky.

Sas learned how to drink whisky watching TV, where the wet nerdy guy nervously downs a shot.

[sasguru]

I thought so! Fosters as it's week, and I was feeling a but tipsy, Glenmorangie, cos it's nice.

What week? And why where you feeling a butt, tipsy.
I take it that was a spelling mistake.

[minestrone]

I thought so! Fosters as it's week, and I was feeling a but tipsy, Glenmorangie, cos it's nice.

Glenmorangie is, well, not the best.

[Jeebo72]

Good combination

I thought so! Fosters as it's week, and I was feeling a but tipsy, Glenmorangie, cos it's nice.

[minestrone]

Heeby Jeboos...

1. Have you ever decided to stop drinking for a week or so, but only lasted for a couple of days?

2. Do you wish people would mind their own business about your drinking—stop telling you what to do?

3. Have you ever switched from one kind of drink to another in the hope that this would keep you from getting drunk?

4. Have you ever had to have an eye opener upon awakening during the past year?

5. Do you envy people who can drink without getting into trouble?

6. Have you had problems connected with your drinking during the past year?

7. Has your drinking caused trouble at home?

8. Do you ever try to get "extra" drinks a party because you do not get enough?

9. Do you tell yourself you can stop drinking any time you want to, even though you keep getting drunk when you don’t mean to?

10. Have you missed days of work or school because of drinking?

11. Do you have "blackouts"?

12. Have you ever felt that your life would be better if you did not drink?

[Jeebo72]

Its the noise of satisfaction one makes after a whisky chaser.
Innnnnnttttttttttt!

never heard that one before, perhaps we drink different types of whisky.