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Previously on "Well...would you employ her?"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    A woman with 30 tattoos claims she was told to ''put a bag over her head'' when she went for a job interview.


    Hayley O'Neil

    Suppose she could always work in a factory... 'cept we don't have many of those these days!
    Does she have any particular skills that might mitigate her muntingness?

    PhD in Microbiology? MSc in Particle Physics? GCSE A* Metalwork?

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Yeah take the metal work out, longsleeved high-collared blouse and she's good to go.

    I have a mate who has loads of visible piercings and a couple of BIG tats, he teaches chemistry in an all girls school. :-)

    I'm not big into piercing at all but I always take my ear-ring out for interviews, first impressions and all that.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Well I think she is a munter, with or without the metalwork!!

    Just saying!!

    She speaks very highly of you too, SB!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Well I think she is a munter, with or without the metalwork!!

    Just saying!!

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  • Doggy Styles
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    AtW, I think you got the wrong end of the stick.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    So it's a shame she'd rather look like something out of Doctor Who.


    So she was actually gunning for Billy Piper's looks:



    ...

    Last edited by AtW; 26 September 2010, 21:56.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Saddo View Post
    Pity really because if she didn't have all that garbage attached she wouldn't be so bad looking on the grand scale of things
    Totally agree. So it's a shame she'd rather look like something out of Doctor Who.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    I used to call this "riding shotgun"... hey ho...Plus ça change, plus c'est la même
    Bleeding Frogs!!!

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  • BA to the Stars
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    I suppose for Blackburn she is attractive

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    In that case. I am offended. Ive never snipped anyones cock let alone sneaked a peek at a urinal. Remove it this instance or I instruct my solicitors to go for £25m for hurt feelings!!!
    Good luck. See you in court.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Urban dictionary definition.

    It's my new favourite insult.
    someone who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock.
    I used to call this "riding shotgun"... hey ho...Plus ça change, plus c'est la même

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Urban dictionary definition.

    It's my new favourite insult.
    In that case. I am offended. Ive never snipped anyones cock let alone sneaked a peek at a urinal. Remove it this instance or I instruct my solicitors to go for £25m for hurt feelings!!!

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post

    MF is someone who docks(snips) cocks. ?
    Urban dictionary definition.

    It's my new favourite insult.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    I was going to describe him as a bit of a prick (or possibly a even a Nob) but I will reserve judgement until we get to know him a bit better.
    know as in the Biblical sense of the word?

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
    Cockdocker.
    I admit I had to look it up - to which usage are you alluding to?

    MF is someone who assists a friend in getting pussy, where said friend's dick is the boat and the pussy is the dock.

    Or

    MF is someone who docks(snips) cocks. ?

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