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Previously on "Opportunity Of A Lifetime"
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There was an ad for BBC's The Apprentice just as I was loading CUK...
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WANTED:
34 mugs to take part in a unique
venture with Sasguru
Sasguru (Has a big house and once got head hunted)
"Pass this simple test, and I'll
personally mentor you,
one-to-one, until you're
personally head hunted and wined and dined at Little Chef!"
If you manage to reply to this email with £800 then, I expect
make £27,400 in the next three to four months while I swing, and a minimum of £104,000 year
after year, if I get any more mugs...
In fact, I will hold your hand and personally rip you off over six months, one-to-one, to make sure this works for you
But remember...
I can only accept a maximum of 34 apprentices! No Cretins or Village Idiots
If you've got 5 minutes now, I'll explain how you could qualify for one
of these made up places and explain the shock decision that's
forced me to make this incredible offer...
I've lost my job!!!
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Opportunity Of A Lifetime
I just received an email volunteering me a place with the following:
WANTED - 34 Apprentices to Take Part in an Exciting Venture
Now why am I bothering with contracting if you can make money that easily?Tags: None
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