Worst thing you've ever done to dump a partner?

[Gibbon]

I once treated a girl very badly and I'm not proud of it. It was however on the back of two very unceremonius dumpings which I had received, however that still doesn't make it right.

First dumping happened when I left the mates in one town and caught a taxi back to my home town to meet a girl in a club that I'd walked home the week before. I'd got to second base and we arranged to meet in the same club the next week.
So young Gibbon thinking he's in with a shout left his mates to meet this girl. When I got there and walked up to her trying to be my usual charming self, she looked me up and down and said "I didn't realise it was you, I've changed my mind". Fecking night ruined.

Second one was worse. Been seeing this girl for a few weeks and had become intimate. Anyway arranged one week to meet at a house party. So again left my mates to go to the party and meet her there. When I got there I couldn't find her and was met with silence when I asked her friends. Long story short etc, she was in the toilet shagging some other bloke. Another fecking night ruined.

So a few weeks later started seeing another girl. She became a little to heavy though and wanted cosy nights in and me not to go out with my mates so much.
Being only nineteen I decided that we should part ways as I wasn't looking for that sort of commitment. So I did it all properly, phoned her up and explained that it was me not her etc. She however didn't take it well and was upset. Anyway, when I was out the saturday night she came out and started following me round and pleading for us to get back together. I stayed strong and kept saying no politely but it wasn't sinking in. The she said "I'll do anything to get it back together". Well me being me couldn't resist, "Ok if we go outside and have sex". I expected a slap and a tirade about what a shallow I was. But no, she said yes! So we went outside and I took her on the bonnet of a Ford Capri 2.8i. Afterwards I said "Changed my mind, I still want to finish with you, sorry".

[BlasterBates]

Well I had a girlfriend a long time ago but we didn't get on at all, then one day we had a blazing row that got out of hand, so I...
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...and then put them all in plastic bags in the freezer.

[cailin maith]

'thank goodness I managed to lose him in that place, getting quite clingy he was'

[MaryPoppins]

thinks ugh what a can't believe I wasted my time on that one.

'thank goodness I managed to lose him in that place, getting quite clingy he was'

[MarillionFan]

thinks ugh what a can't believe I wasted my time on that one.

and you've always dumped a fella easily then have you???

[cailin maith]

.....and to this very day she is convinced you have been taken hostage by bandits, and that you are being tortured and starved to death.

Search parties deployed, police investigations and newspaper adverts placed all in an attempt to locate poor MF.

Feeling guilty yet?

thinks ugh what a can't believe I wasted my time on that one.

[Mich the Tester]

.....and to this very day she is convinced you have been taken hostage by bandits, and that you are being tortured and starved to death.

If someone's deluded and happy, leave them be.

[CheeseSlice]

In keeping with the dating/gf themes?

Once went out with a girl I'd met abroad who started to get quite clingy. Had gone over for the week to visit her and she started getting a bit heavy. The penny dropped. Must finish with girlfriend, but realised I was still going to be stuck here for a week. We were in a local market doing some shopping and I bottled it and said, hang on just going to pop back to the stall on the other floor.

At which point, I carried on walking, got a taxi to the hotel, got my stuff, got a taxi back to the airport, got a flight, flew home and changed my sim card

Never heard from her again.

.....and to this very day she is convinced you have been taken hostage by bandits, and that you are being tortured and starved to death.

Search parties deployed, police investigations and newspaper adverts placed all in an attempt to locate poor MF.

Feeling guilty yet?

[shaunbhoy]

In keeping with the dating/gf themes?

Once went out with a girl I'd met abroad who started to get quite clingy.

I had one of those. A german girl from Essen. Met up with her in Dusseldorf whilst I was drinking with a few mates, and asked her if she could bring along a few of her mates too. She turned up alone saying it was short notice.
I never contacted her for a few weeks then felt a bit guilty, so I wrote her a letter saying that the reason had been I had got drunk and fallen off a tram and broken my collarbone. That was why I had not written, and why the letter was quite short. She replied saying it was all quite understandable.
Left it a few more months and got another pang of guilt, so wrote again saying I had been "away guarding a secret Nuclear Weapons Base", and was not allowed to contact anyone during that time. She replied saying "That all sounds very interesting". Just let it go after that. Shame really, she was a lovely girl was Sabine. Oh well........c'est La Vie!!

[Mich the Tester]

did she not have a sister as well?

Yeah, but she was fat.

actually I'm talking bollocks; I didn't do it to dump the girl, just did it because her mum was a bit pissed and started getting all horny

[MarillionFan]

did she not have a sister as well?

Oh, yeah forgot I once did that.

[Troll]

shagged her mum

did she not have a sister as well?

[Mich the Tester]

shagged her mum

[MarillionFan]

In keeping with the dating/gf themes?

Once went out with a girl I'd met abroad who started to get quite clingy. Had gone over for the week to visit her and she started getting a bit heavy. The penny dropped. Must finish with girlfriend, but realised I was still going to be stuck here for a week. We were in a local market doing some shopping and I bottled it and said, hang on just going to pop back to the stall on the other floor.

At which point, I carried on walking, got a taxi to the hotel, got my stuff, got a taxi back to the airport, got a flight, flew home and changed my sim card

Never heard from her again.