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Previously on "It's a disgrace! Porn on the NHS!"

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  • fullyautomatix
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    Could have hired SAS for a fraction of that cost.

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  • Dearnla
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Wouldn't the plural be masturbatoria?
    Only in Roman times....except they prolly didn't need them

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

    There's a word you don't come across every day.
    I see what you did there

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    You're kidding... it's a building filled with nurses. There must be some way they could help.
    Yeah, a quick finger up the arse to stimulate the prostate, they could get some hookers in for but porn is by far the cheaper option.

    How long does £700 quids worth of porn last before it is so soggy or encrusted that it is unusable?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
    Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

    There's a word you don't come across every day.
    Wouldn't the plural be masturbatoria?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    There are of course other ways to produce samples, but this would require the NHS to spend more money on the necessary equipment for electroejaculation or testicular sperm aspiration.

    Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

    There's a word you don't come across every day.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
    Hang up curtains with a Monica Bellucci pattern.

    Any bird who wants to get pregnant; send her in the room and tell her to wipe her gash on the curtains.

    simple

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Forgotten your pills again?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
    You're kidding... it's a building filled with nurses. There must be some way they could help.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by zeitghost View Post
    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?
    There are of course other ways to produce samples, but this would require the NHS to spend more money on the necessary equipment for electroejaculation or testicular sperm aspiration.

    Leave a comment:


  • zeitghost
    started a topic It's a disgrace! Porn on the NHS!

    It's a disgrace! Porn on the NHS!

    Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


    And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

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