It's a disgrace! Porn on the NHS!

[fullyautomatix]

Could have hired SAS for a fraction of that cost.

[Dearnla]

Wouldn't the plural be masturbatoria?

Only in Roman times....except they prolly didn't need them

[Zippy]

Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

There's a word you don't come across every day.

I see what you did there

[Scrag Meister]

You're kidding... it's a building filled with nurses. There must be some way they could help.

Yeah, a quick finger up the arse to stimulate the prostate, they could get some hookers in for but porn is by far the cheaper option.

How long does £700 quids worth of porn last before it is so soggy or encrusted that it is unusable?

[Mich the Tester]

Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

There's a word you don't come across every day.

Wouldn't the plural be masturbatoria?

[mudskipper]

There are of course other ways to produce samples, but this would require the NHS to spend more money on the necessary equipment for electroejaculation or testicular sperm aspiration.

Many clinics now have well-equipped masturbatoriums

There's a word you don't come across every day.

[Mich the Tester]

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

Hang up curtains with a Monica Bellucci pattern.

Any bird who wants to get pregnant; send her in the room and tell her to wipe her gash on the curtains.

simple

[Mich the Tester]

Forgotten your pills again?

[MarillionFan]

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

[Pondlife]

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

You're kidding... it's a building filled with nurses. There must be some way they could help.

[Mich the Tester]

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?

There are of course other ways to produce samples, but this would require the NHS to spend more money on the necessary equipment for electroejaculation or testicular sperm aspiration.

[zeitghost]

Think tank rages at NHS' £700 bill for fertility clinic porn ? The Register


And how else, exactly, is one supposed to produce a sample under such conditions?