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Bunk replied

24 September 2010, 13:55
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Goodness, I wonder why I typed that.

Can't stop laughing.

Yes, very Freudian.
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MaryPoppins replied

24 September 2010, 13:06
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

I'm not a fag at all!

Goodness, I wonder why I typed that.

Can't stop laughing.
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Mich the Tester replied

24 September 2010, 13:04
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

You're not a fag of Uggs, as I recall.

(Me neither)

I'm not a fag at all!
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MaryPoppins replied

24 September 2010, 13:04
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Parked down the road.

I didn't mean to do it, I just forgot she was there.

She sat there for FOUR hours?

You must be excellent in bed.
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MaryPoppins replied

24 September 2010, 13:03
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Step 2; Creepy Hobby/Fetish

******* nasty pair of Uggs she's wearing.

You're not a fag of Uggs, as I recall.

(Me neither)
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Durbs replied

24 September 2010, 12:30
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

How do you fit CUK round your schoolwork?

Thats kinda how she responds but with a few more expletives thrown in.

Its a struggle, especially with conker season coming up as well.
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mudskipper replied

24 September 2010, 12:20
Originally posted by Durbs View Post

Mines pet hate is when I perform a 'cup-a-trump'* on her. Not dumped me but i'ts been close a few times with that one!

* trumping into your hand, and clamping it over her mouth while shouting 'cup-a-trump' when they least expect it. They hate it.

How do you fit CUK round your schoolwork?
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Mich the Tester replied

24 September 2010, 12:14
Originally posted by MrMark View Post

Top 10 Ways to Make Your Girlfriend Break Up With You - CraveOnline.com

I don't know why I'm posting this; I'm sure most posters are well ahead of this particular game..

Step 2; Creepy Hobby/Fetish

******* nasty pair of Uggs she's wearing.
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MrRobin replied

24 September 2010, 12:11
This site has been BLOCKED by ClientCo Digital Security because classified under the Lingerie and Swimsuits category

FFS! I've always been able to see swimsuits and lingerie before... hmph!
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doodab replied

24 September 2010, 11:46
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Was she waiting outside the pub for four hours, or at home for four hours?!

Parked down the road.

I didn't mean to do it, I just forgot she was there.
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MaryPoppins replied

24 September 2010, 11:43
Originally posted by doodab View Post

She was reading a book.

Was she waiting outside the pub for four hours, or at home for four hours?!
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MarillionFan replied

24 September 2010, 11:42
Originally posted by doodab View Post

She was reading a book.

What a boring doormat!
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doodab replied

24 September 2010, 11:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

4 Hours!!! What a doormat.

She was reading a book.
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MarillionFan replied

24 September 2010, 11:34
Originally posted by doodab View Post

I remember an ex-gf came to pick me up from the pub once, I spoke to her on the phone and said I was just finishing my pint and would be along in a minute.

I went for a pee and when I returned my mate had bought me another pint, so I drank it and forgot all about her.

4 hours later she phoned and asked if I was still coming.

4 Hours!!! What a doormat.
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doodab replied

24 September 2010, 11:31
I remember an ex-gf came to pick me up from the pub once, I spoke to her on the phone and said I was just finishing my pint and would be along in a minute.

I went for a pee and when I returned my mate had bought me another pint, so I drank it and forgot all about her.

4 hours later she phoned and asked if I was still coming.
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