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10 top ways to get your gf to finish with you

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    #11
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    She was reading a book.
    What a boring doormat!
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

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      #12
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      She was reading a book.
      Was she waiting outside the pub for four hours, or at home for four hours?!
      Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
      +5 Xeno Cool Points

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        #13
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
        Was she waiting outside the pub for four hours, or at home for four hours?!
        Parked down the road.

        I didn't mean to do it, I just forgot she was there.
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #14
          This site has been BLOCKED by ClientCo Digital Security because classified under the Lingerie and Swimsuits category
          FFS! I've always been able to see swimsuits and lingerie before... hmph!
          It's about time I changed this sig...

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            #15
            Originally posted by MrMark View Post
            Top 10 Ways to Make Your Girlfriend Break Up With You - CraveOnline.com

            I don't know why I'm posting this; I'm sure most posters are well ahead of this particular game..
            Step 2; Creepy Hobby/Fetish



            ******* nasty pair of Uggs she's wearing.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #16
              Originally posted by Durbs View Post
              Mines pet hate is when I perform a 'cup-a-trump'* on her. Not dumped me but i'ts been close a few times with that one!



              * trumping into your hand, and clamping it over her mouth while shouting 'cup-a-trump' when they least expect it. They hate it.
              How do you fit CUK round your schoolwork?

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                #17
                Originally posted by k2p2 View Post
                How do you fit CUK round your schoolwork?
                Thats kinda how she responds but with a few more expletives thrown in.

                Its a struggle, especially with conker season coming up as well.

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                  #18
                  Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                  Step 2; Creepy Hobby/Fetish



                  ******* nasty pair of Uggs she's wearing.
                  You're not a fag of Uggs, as I recall.

                  (Me neither)
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #19
                    Originally posted by doodab View Post
                    Parked down the road.

                    I didn't mean to do it, I just forgot she was there.
                    She sat there for FOUR hours?

                    You must be excellent in bed.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                    +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                      #20
                      Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
                      You're not a fag of Uggs, as I recall.

                      (Me neither)
                      I'm not a fag at all!
                      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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