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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    She can analyse my ubers any time she likes. She is enough to turn a man straight (in a MILFy sort of way).
    Really ??




    Not sure

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  • BlasterBates
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    Get ready folks:

    Investors: get set for the double dip recession ride - Telegraph

    wheeeeeeeeee!!

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  • alreadypacked
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post

    Put the printing presses on standby folks! Here comes the big one!

    PS.

    Gold
    I think they are about to start printing 200bn

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

    I assume she would lubricate them first.
    You mean she's an uber-anal-luber-ist?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    I'm an Uber Developer.

    The Uber Programming Language
    That looks like some half arsed thing that Niall would dream up.

    I wonder what he's doing these days...

    www.nedprod.com

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    She can analyse my ubers any time she likes.

    I assume she would lubricate them first.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

    Uber analyst Meredith Whitney

    Do people really have that job title? I couldn't read beyond that.
    She can analyse my ubers any time she likes. She is enough to turn a man straight (in a MILFy sort of way).

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  • DimPrawn
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    UK mortgage lending slides to 10-year low - Telegraph


    UK mortgage lending fell to a 10-year low of £11.4bn in August, further reinforcing fears that the recovery in the housing market is fading.



    Put the printing presses on standby folks! Here comes the big one!

    PS.

    Gold

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  • AtW
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    FFS, what kind of tulip business are they if they can't manage a few bad quarters without firing people? FFS, business is meant to save up money in good quarters and deal with bad ones - those guys seem to bleed shareholders and business dry to payout max bonuses without regard for business itself.

    It just shows that those banks are not competent enough to run their own business in the first place (unless it's ever growing market), so why should anybody believe their "analysts" talking about other peoples businesses?

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  • swamp
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    Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post
    Do people really have that job title? I couldn't read beyond that.
    I'm an Uber Developer.

    The Uber Programming Language

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  • thunderlizard
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    Uber analyst Meredith Whitney
    Do people really have that job title? I couldn't read beyond that.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by swamp View Post
    Oh well, there is always the Public Sector to work in.
    sleep

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  • swamp
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    Oh well, there is always the Public Sector to work in.

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  • BlasterBates
    started a topic Doom in the City

    Doom in the City

    Looks like doom is looming in the City.

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