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Previously on "Is this the cure for CUK?"

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    It certainly must have hit a nerve with SB considering he just negged me
    Not guilty of last night's one. But just so you don't feel left out......have one on me this morning!!

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  • AtW
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    The only cure is dying.

    HTH

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Hey OS - that's a bit mean!
    It certainly must have hit a nerve with SB considering he just negged me

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by a mate
    You need to lower your standards and raise your game
    Best advice I ever had.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Setting low standards............then failing to achieve them.

    Story of your life eh?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Wodewick View Post
    Ah the Parisienne Cuttlefish, well known for being witty and humorous. So that was a disguised compliment.
    Setting low standards............then failing to achieve them.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    30cm square with a plastic lid and a picture of the Eiffel tower on the side.
    Ah the Parisienne Cuttlefish, well known for being witty and humorous. So that was a disguised compliment.

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  • Pogle
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    30cm square with a plastic lid and a picture of the Eiffel tower on the side.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Don't humour him pogle. He is just attention-seeking again.

    Get back in your box!

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Hey OS - that's a bit mean! I'm sure there are many quite clever ghouls.

    My cure for CUK is a combination of lots of interesting work to do and the fact that's its currently populated by a bunch of willy waving *******, with the wit and humor of box of stunned cuttlefish.
    Don't humour him pogle. He is just attention-seeking again.

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    .....that's its currently populated by a bunch of willy waving *******, with the wit and humor of box of stunned cuttlefish.
    How big is this box?

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  • Pogle
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    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
    You don't need others to amuse you, I venture you're perfectly happy playing with yourself you drooling brainless ghoul.
    Hey OS - that's a bit mean! I'm sure there are many quite clever ghouls.

    My cure for CUK is a combination of lots of interesting work to do and the fact that's its currently populated by a bunch of willy waving *******, with the wit and humor of box of stunned cuttlefish.

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    That is really gutting for us. Still, not as if there are not plenty of other boneheads to amuse ourselves with.

    You don't need others to amuse you, I venture you're perfectly happy playing with yourself you drooling brainless ghoul.

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  • d000hg
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Yes. Get a Mac. You actually get work done freeing up time for faffing on CUK. simples...
    Do you mean you get work done because there's nothing fun to install on it, forcing you to do work?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Can't be bothered to look for it but wasn't there a a news item recently about how students who used Facebook acheive much lower exam passes?
    That'll be all of them then. Yet results are getting better.

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