Scatological terrorists

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Mich the Tester replied

10 September 2010, 17:38
Originally posted by xoggoth View Post

Great idea. How do I convert to Islam?

Get yourself a compass and put a little arrow on the carpet pointing to Mecca. Pray (for anything from 2 seconds a go) 5 times a day in the direction shown by the arrow. Keep off the bacon butties. Best to become a Sufi Muslim, then you can have a little drinky if it takes your fancy. Druzes seem to be fairly easy going about that too. Might be handy to buy a quran. Other than that, visit a mosque from time to time and I guess you're quite some way down the road.

You might find the Wahabi stuff a bit heavy going, especially if you're someone who enjoys the good things in life, so keep away from that.
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xoggoth replied

10 September 2010, 17:28
Great idea. How do I convert to Islam?
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Mich the Tester replied

10 September 2010, 16:40
Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post

Yes

Well that's it then. Get lots of scat on t'internet, install UMTS in Afghanistan, hand out some laptops and Osama and the boys will be so busy pulling off they won't bother causing any more trouble.
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ThomasSoerensen replied

10 September 2010, 16:37
Yes
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Moscow Mule replied

10 September 2010, 16:36
Is it called "2 virgins one cup" in the Middle East?
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Mich the Tester started a topic Scatological terrorists

10 September 2010, 16:33
Scatological terrorists

Some guy's tried to blow himself up in the bog of a hotel in Copenhagen.

BBC News - Man held after 'suicide' blast at hotel in Copenhagen

Well now, we've had the 'underpants bomber' and the chappy who tried to blow up a Saudi prince by shoving a bomb up his own arse and now some loon with the bomb in the bog.

Are terrorists developing some scatological fetish? Should google searches for scat sex be monitored by the CIA and MI6? Can Al-Qaeda be defeated by the power of dodgy German internet pron?
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