Caption competition (6/09/10)

[Boudica]

Jedward find their donor father

(we always knew he was a wonker, we didn't know he was keeping it in jars)

[Zippy]

Sh!te! They told me it was a photoshoot with Ahmadinejad and Gaddafi

[RichardCranium]

"See? We're not the most useless, talentless, obnoxious, unpopular-at-home ***kers with a thick and pig-ugly partner to come out of the UK and yet con the Merkins that we are worth millions of $ every time we spout forth tulipe from our never-shut gobs."

[Ruprect]

Blair thinks: "If they paid me another million I'd paint my face as well"

Image source: Tony Blair cancels London book signing...but anti-war protesters threaten to gatecrash Tate Modern visit | Mail Online

Is it a t*tw an k?

[Spacecadet]

He's squeezing my arse!! HE'S SQUEEZING MY ARSE!!!!!!

[d000hg]

I'm not the biggest prick in the room!

[AtW]

Blair thinks: "If they paid me another million I'd paint my face as well"

Image source: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...n-protest.html