Actually, sue ellen has a point, loads of people volunteer to get 'done'.
The only harm I ever heard of was to my mates street cred. He had the snip and came into the pub walking like john Wayne.
He could barely sit stand or anything. We laughed and laughed. Then he explained that one of his balls had swollen up to the size of an ostrich egg and turned purple. We eventually cajoled him into showing us, and when we saw the state of his swollen purple/yellow plum we laughed so hard we cried real tears. He got miffed and said
'youse bastids, I'm not going to show you the big one now'
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Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
FFS you animal rights people are f***ing annoying.
Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
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I'm feeling quite hungry after reading this recipe:
Cat Recipes
Cat Braisé - Dredge the cat pieces in seasoned flour, shaking off excess. Brown over medium heat, turning regularly, until golden on all sides. Remove cat pieces to a plate and dump any oil remaining in the pan. Add 1 T of the remaining oil and the bacon dice. (Omit bacon if you only have access to the thin-sliced vacuum packed supermarket variety.) Sauté until cooked but not "crisp".
Mmmm.... now I'd better keep an eye out for the neighbour's cat - it's a fat, juicy bastard fit for the frying pan.
UPDATE: Found a better recipe. Beer roasted cat - surely a freelancer's meal of champions?Last edited by hyperD; 4 September 2010, 10:32.
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Open up a few Korean restaurants nearby - problem solved.
hyperD in "Cat's are best served in a chilli sauce" mode
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Originally posted by SueEllen View PostFFS you animal rights people are f***ing annoying.
Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.
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Originally posted by AtW View PostCats are ancient best friends of humans, to conceive such a horrible plan is really destressing.
And I am going to Brussels later this month - maybe I should save a few cats from there
FFS you animal rights people are f***ing annoying.
Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.
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Ive not followed the link but is this a thread were AtW is giving himself another five years to get some pussy???
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