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  • EternalOptimist
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    Actually, sue ellen has a point, loads of people volunteer to get 'done'.

    The only harm I ever heard of was to my mates street cred. He had the snip and came into the pub walking like john Wayne.
    He could barely sit stand or anything. We laughed and laughed. Then he explained that one of his balls had swollen up to the size of an ostrich egg and turned purple. We eventually cajoled him into showing us, and when we saw the state of his swollen purple/yellow plum we laughed so hard we cried real tears. He got miffed and said
    'youse bastids, I'm not going to show you the big one now'






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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Crikey! Mods, can you consider changing SueEllen's tag line from "SueEllen is mostly harmless" to "SueEllen is a ball buster"?
    I suspect you need 1000 rep points for said coveted title.

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post

    FFS you animal rights people are f***ing annoying.

    Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.
    Crikey! Mods, can you consider changing SueEllen's tag line from "SueEllen is mostly harmless" to "SueEllen is a ball buster"?

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  • markinbrussels
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    Cats are not the only population exploding in Belgium.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Totally ghastly creatures.
    This may help.

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  • hyperD
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    I'm feeling quite hungry after reading this recipe:

    Cat Recipes

    Cat Braisé - Dredge the cat pieces in seasoned flour, shaking off excess. Brown over medium heat, turning regularly, until golden on all sides. Remove cat pieces to a plate and dump any oil remaining in the pan. Add 1 T of the remaining oil and the bacon dice. (Omit bacon if you only have access to the thin-sliced vacuum packed supermarket variety.) Sauté until cooked but not "crisp".

    Mmmm.... now I'd better keep an eye out for the neighbour's cat - it's a fat, juicy bastard fit for the frying pan.

    UPDATE: Found a better recipe. Beer roasted cat - surely a freelancer's meal of champions?
    Last edited by hyperD; 4 September 2010, 10:32.

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  • xoggoth
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    That's a good idea. Maybe they could eat the pope as well.

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  • hyperD
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    Open up a few Korean restaurants nearby - problem solved.

    hyperD in "Cat's are best served in a chilli sauce" mode

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  • Moscow Mule
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    FFS you animal rights people are f***ing annoying.

    Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.
    I does tend to reduce their ability to reproduce though, so if you're doing it to a human, I'd prefer you to ask first (if that's ok?).

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Cats are ancient best friends of humans, to conceive such a horrible plan is really destressing.

    And I am going to Brussels later this month - maybe I should save a few cats from there

    FFS you animal rights people are f***ing annoying.

    Neutering animals whether they are human, cats or dogs does them no harm.

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  • xoggoth
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    Totally ghastly creatures. Bet Belgium ones are even worse.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Don't be silly. There is no comparison.
    Cats are ancient best friends of humans, to conceive such a horrible plan is really destressing.

    And I am going to Brussels later this month - maybe I should save a few cats from there

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

    Ive not followed the link but is this a thread were AtW is giving himself another five years to get some pussy???
    Seeing the title, I assumed it was his plan to recable his server farm.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Ive not followed the link but is this a thread were AtW is giving himself another five years to get some pussy???

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    No, it's a terrible nazi-like idea.

    AtW s mum




    Last edited by Paddy; 3 September 2010, 20:47.

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