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Previously on "Plan B"

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    You still wishing I was?

    Ok you got me

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    You on heat again ?
    You still wishing I was?

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Yup..!
    You on heat again ?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Its bad enough having that freezing cold metal thingy inserted when you have a smear done!
    That plastic thing looks unpleasant & scratchy.

    Anyway you can improve your pelvic floor whilst sitting at your desk, you don't need special equipment.
    Know what I mean girls..?
    Yup..!

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  • kernow69
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    ABC in Norfolk - Aunts, Brothers....

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    My first missus could open a bottle of guinness with her, er..., equipment. And I could fire peas through the kitchen window with mine

    oh to be young again


    Bloody hell! You were married to Marianne Faithful? Rock on man!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    My first missus could open a bottle of guinness with her, er..., equipment. And I could fire peas through the kitchen window with mine

    oh to be young again


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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    yes SAS, whatever you say..
    Sas is married with children, and during the day he sells shoes in the City...

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Originally posted by Pogle View Post
    Anyway you can improve your pelvic floor whilst sitting at your desk, you don't need special equipment.
    Know what I mean girls..?
    Aye.

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  • Pogle
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    Its bad enough having that freezing cold metal thingy inserted when you have a smear done!
    That plastic thing looks unpleasant & scratchy.

    Anyway you can improve your pelvic floor whilst sitting at your desk, you don't need special equipment.
    Know what I mean girls..?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post

    It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.
    Put some piezoelectric crystals in it, and she could recharge her, um, mobile phone or whatever, at the same time.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Sounds like torture equipment. As in, bad torture.
    Well you know what they say. No pain, no gain.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Now that's not something your going to slip into your other half's christmas stocking and get away with it.
    Sounds like torture equipment. As in, bad torture.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Someone beat you to it a while ago.
    Pelvic Floor Toner - includes a FREE Strong Spring Set
    Now that's not something your going to slip into your other half's christmas stocking and get away with it.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    Actually, I'm not.

    I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.
    Sas just assumes that because he's a pig-ugly gimp with no social merits whatsoever that everyone else is in the same boat.

    Regarding working away from home, I concur.

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