It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.
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Shake and Vag?Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post"Miss Twinkle-Twat" - the latest line in feminine deodorant.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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your bored aren't you?Originally posted by doodab View PostIt's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek PointsComment
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Does it show?Originally posted by chef View Postyour bored aren't you?While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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yes SAS, whatever you say..Originally posted by sasguru View PostFTFY
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Actually, I'm not.Originally posted by sasguru View PostFTFY
I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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Someone beat you to it a while ago.Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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ABC SexOriginally posted by doodab View PostActually, I'm not.
I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.
Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and ChristmasFiscal nomad it's legal.Comment
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