Plan B

[doodab]

It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.

 

[SupremeSpod]

"Miss Twinkle-Twat" - the latest line in feminine deodorant.

 

[doodab]

"Miss Twinkle-Twat" - the latest line in feminine deodorant.

Shake and Vag?

 

[chef]

It's called the "quim gym". A sort of compressible foam dildo that a lady can squeeze repetitively in order to give her mussel muscles a good workout.

your bored aren't you?

 

[doodab]

your bored aren't you?

Does it show?

 

[sasguru]

your single aren't you?

FTFY

 

[chef]

FTFY

yes SAS, whatever you say..

 

[doodab]

FTFY

Actually, I'm not.

I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.

 

[MaryPoppins]

Someone beat you to it a while ago.

 

[alreadypacked]

Actually, I'm not.

I do stay away from home most of the time though, which is worse.

ABC Sex

Sex only on Anniversaries, Birthdays and Christmas