Reply to: There is not 1 single babe where I work, not even the secretary. Whats that about?

[SupremeSpod]

You mean an Agent?

No mate, them's "Pimps".

[shaunbhoy]

He's a high-class hooker.

You mean an Agent?

[SupremeSpod]

What are you doning on here then

What do you do HAB

He's a high-class hooker.

[alreadypacked]

Oh, hang on. I'm not an IT bod.

What are you doning on here then

What do you do HAB

[doodab]

Here in Berlin? Yes, they're all in the buff like it's the most nature thing in the world. Dang I feel so British.

Even on a sunny hot day around the lakes folks have stripped off to catch some rays, nearly feel off my bike.

Freudian slip there?

[Clippy]

My previous gig (public sector) had such a lack of supply that we were seriously starting to debate the women wearing niqab's

I have an image of a Benetton ad but with uglies when thinking of Public Sector 'workers'.

[scooterscot]

Yes I know, went out with one a while ago, have you been to the saunas yet?

Here in Berlin? Yes, they're all in the buff like it's the most nature thing in the world. Dang I feel so British.

Even on a sunny hot day around the lakes folks have stripped off to catch some rays, nearly feel off my bike.

[markinbrussels]

No girls in IT, but the receptionist is porn material.

[d000hg]

In my previous contract, at least the sales babes were 'aplenty'.

Here, nothing.

I look at the 40 year old saleswoman going through her 22nd fag for the day .... I wish I was that cigarette!

What gives?

FTFY

[Not So Wise]

My previous gig (public sector) had such a lack of supply that we were seriously starting to debate the women wearing niqab's

Current place (private sector) complete opposite, wannabe models all over the place, every time it’s hot (and sometimes when not) it’s short skirts/ hot pant and skin tight tops with lots of cleavage all around*

*Except in the IT department logically, beautiful women is IT are one of the rarest things on the planet….beautiful women in IT who are good at their jobs are mythical creatures of legend.

[Gibbon]

Not an extra pound of flesh in sight not to mention the natural curves that would have supermodels running to the nearest Botox clinic. Did I mention they're mad keen on exercise too?

Yes I know, went out with one a while ago, have you been to the saunas yet?

[fullyautomatix]

Why should there be a 'babe' where you work ? I presume you are trolling but if your daily work life gets depressing without a pussy in sight, you need to seek help.

[HairyArsedBloke]

If you work in London; all IT bods are gay.

Oh, hang on. I'm not an IT bod.

[doodab]

Free bus pass?

Removable teeth.

[117MilesToGo]

Free bus pass?

The phrase involving a sausage and Oxford Street comes to mind when I think of the older ladies.