Originally posted by el duder
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Previously on "women troubles"
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How did this go?
. . . . or was this anything to do with the 'wanking yourself off in front of the cam' thing?
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Fecks sake.
Drop a note with a 6 digit number on it and your name on it.
When she says "I don't want your phone number", reply
"That's my bank balance, have you been to Monte Carlo?".
HTH
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Originally posted by DaywalkerThe resolution isn't big enough.
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Originally posted by el duderbeleive you me, i had no trouble at all on the slopes with the girls..
i was beating them off with a stick.
however when in the office, its a different story...
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beleive you me, i had no trouble at all on the slopes with the girls..
i was beating them off with a stick.
however when in the office, its a different story...
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el duder, if its true you are sprite boy re-incarnate am I not right in thinking that you've just done a ski instructor course? If so, were you ill for the 'how to pick up girls' module, as every instructor I've met has to beat them off with a sh1tty stick?!
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funny thing is, within a couple of hours everyone in the office will know what you did.
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Are You a BEAUTY or a GEEK?
I'm pretty sure this show is coming to the UK soonish - E4 maybe ?? Vaguely remember seeing trailers for it (and laughing !) - you should got for it el duder then we can all see what you look like whilst ripping the p!ss out of you !
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el duder, there's still time to bag yourself a place on this TV Show. It might be your only chance...
Are You a BEAUTY or a GEEK?
If you're a beautiful women and think you can help a geek, or if you're a geek and want to help a beauty send an application and your tape to:
BEAUTY AND THE GEEK
P.O. BOX 578
Manhattan Beach, Ca 90266
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There's no hope for you, el duder. You failed to follow the advice - email is a loser's way to ask the question. She doesn't want to go for lunch with a social inadequate who can't even talk to her. She wants to go to lunch with someone with at least a little confidence who she might have an interesting conversation with. It's hard to ignore someone asking in person and easy to ignore an email. If you asked her face-to-face she might have said "yes" just out of pity.
Starring openly at her tits probably didn't help either.
Go and get your lunchtime sandwich and can of Sprite, and pick up a copy of Razzle on the way home. Think of what might have been while looking at Julie, aged 24 from Baintree (page 52).
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