Reply to: MI6 chap found dead

[shaunbhoy]

Murdered spook Gareth Williams was a cross dresser | The Sun |News

It says in the papers this morning that he was a gay cross dresser who picked blokes up in certain areas in London. They are looking for a similar suspect.

Anyone heard from SoFookingDim lately?

[MarillionFan]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...s-dresser.html

It says in the papers this morning that he was a gay cross dresser who picked blokes up in certain areas in London. They are looking for a similar suspect.

HAB where were you on the morning of 25th August 2010????

[SupremeSpod]

Seriously, I'm trying to recall what was said about concealed bodies in a book called "What Cops Know".

It's a fascinating book, comprising interviews with long-serving and retired cops, and probably required reading for villains. But it's so jam packed with facts that these all jumble together and are hard to remember!

I think someone made the point that a murder victim left concealed in their property indicated that the murder was very likely a personal affair (rather than a stranger such as a burglar for example), the reasoning being that concealment was a manifestation of the perp's feelings of remorse. Perhaps leaving the body in the bathroom reinforces that, being a subconscious form of "cleansing" their guilt.

Leaving the dismembered body in the bath stops the juices dripping through the floor. Simples.

If this murder is anything but job related then the vetting team need to get their arses kicked.

If it is job related then there'll be more...

Spod - In "Sherlock Holmes' hetero, non druggy big brother" mode!

[OwlHoot]

Seriously, I'm trying to recall what was said about concealed bodies in a book called "What Cops Know".

It's a fascinating book, comprising interviews with long-serving and retired cops, and probably required reading for villains. But it's so jam packed with facts that these all jumble together and are hard to remember!

I think someone made the point that a murder victim left concealed in their property indicated that the murder was very likely a personal affair (rather than a stranger such as a burglar for example), the reasoning being that concealment was a manifestation of the perp's feelings of remorse. Perhaps leaving the body in the bathroom reinforces that, being a subconscious form of "cleansing" their guilt.

[NickFitz]

Did you know they only have 26 employees ? Q does the techie stuff, M is the boss. Not sure what Z does though. or A.

That's because the payroll system is written in BASIC so they only have 26 variables

[shaunbhoy]

A couple of the reasons I've never fancied working for MI6 are their rubbish severance package and grievance procedures.

Well Departments like that were always likely to have to face a few cuts!!

[Zippy]

A couple of the reasons I've never fancied working for MI6 are their rubbish severance package and grievance procedures.

[shaunbhoy]

I suppose there's a job opportunity for someone now. Thats life innit, winners and losers eh ?.

Did you know they only have 26 employees ? Q does the techie stuff, M is the boss. Not sure what Z does though. or A.

sasguru will be along soon to unveil what it is that "D" does. I assume they ALL have similar hats?

[TimberWolf]

I suppose there's a job opportunity for someone now. Thats life innit, winners and losers eh ?.

Did you know they only have 26 employees ? Q does the techie stuff, M is the boss. Not sure what Z does though. or A.

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[EternalOptimist]

I suppose there's a job opportunity for someone now. Thats life innit, winners and losers eh ?.

Did you know they only have 26 employees ? Q does the techie stuff, M is the boss. Not sure what Z does though. or A.

[SupremeSpod]

Yep. He killed himself, climbed into a sports bag and chopped himself up.

Not exactly. You had him kill himself before he climbed into the bag and cut himself up which is clearly ridiculous

You're just being silly now. He chopped himself up, then climbed into the bag, then killed himself. Obvious

See, perfectly feasible.

On secondment from GCHQ apparently.

[TimberWolf]

He cut himself up, climbed into the bag and then killed himself.

[Bunk]

Yep. He killed himself, climbed into a sports bag and chopped himself up.

Spod - In "Sherlock Homes" mode!

You're just being silly now. He chopped himself up, then climbed into the bag, then killed himself. Obvious

[AtW]

MI5 I expect. They don't get on you know.

Whatever happened to MI1,2,3 and 4 by the way?

MI5 was the last best hope...

[doodab]

There's an echo in this cave...

Not exactly. You had him kill himself before he climbed into the bag and cut himself up which is clearly ridiculous