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If you took that little head part away, it would look a bit like a wafer type crunchy biscuit thing. Mmmmm.
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We are stardust...Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostTake another look at that picture of the maggot - it seems to have a smaller maggot crawling on it.
Is it sad to wonder if the smaller maggot has an even smaller maggot on it... etc?
Or is my brain boggled by thoughts of the infinite universe?
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Take another look at that picture of the maggot - it seems to have a smaller maggot crawling on it.
Is it sad to wonder if the smaller maggot has an even smaller maggot on it... etc?
Or is my brain boggled by thoughts of the infinite universe?
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The Bird Brains of Britain, SB and Spod, strike again.
Its like being harried by 2 withered, yet still twittering, sparrows.


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He's a wedge.Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostYou have clearly not had one yet. You are still a complete tool!!

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Ask SASGURU.Originally posted by Paddy View PostThat must be a very delicate operation to do a vasectomy on a maggot
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Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI knew they used maggots to clean infected wounds very successfully and it is one of those treatments that doesn't sound very pleasant but gotta put up with it but if they showed this picture of the buggers before they dropped them in I am sure there would a lot less takers!!!
YuK!
Scaning Electron Microscope picture of maggots headThat must be a very delicate operation to do a vasectomy on a maggot“The maggots of this fly are used medicinally to clean wounds. The maggots are sterilised and placed in the wound”
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Looks like a really average Doctor Who costume from the 70's.
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I think I may have pulled her. She looks great after 15 pints.Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI knew they used maggots to clean infected wounds very successfully and it is one of those treatments that doesn't sound very pleasant but gotta put up with it but if they showed this picture of the buggers before they dropped them in I am sure there would a lot less takers!!!
YuK!
Scaning Electron Microscope picture of maggots head
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Well they are sterile and not just any fly blown eggs!Originally posted by northernladuk View PostI knew they used maggots to clean infected wounds very successfully and it is one of those treatments that doesn't sound very pleasant but gotta put up with it but if they showed this picture of the buggers before they dropped them in I am sure there would a lot less takers!!!
YuK!
Scaning Electron Microscope picture of maggots head
They only eat the dead flesh anyway. And, as the flesh is dead, you dont feel a thing.
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