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  • MarillionFan
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    The only vampire thing is completely overdone in my opinion. Vampire shows here, werewolf shows there, ghosts everywhere, with every goth bird striving to be a vampire

    Why can't they get into Swedish lesbianism. Anne Rice (or whoever she was) should write about that.

    Buffy the Blonde Muncher!

    Now thats what I want to see!!!

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  • xoggoth
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    I really hate vampires, sucking blood is so tedious. Surely here must be some new monster themes apart from sucking blood?

    How about something that rips out all your veins and arteries to knit socks with?
    Or chops off the top of people's heads to grow geraniums in?
    Or jizz sucking monsters. The human race dies out because these ubiquitous little creatures drink it all before it can fertilise.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
    started a topic No merde Sherlock

    No merde Sherlock

    Telegraph: Dracula voted to screen vampire

    FFS, it has to be very slow round the offices of the Telegraph if they find time to pick up on a nonsense poll from SFX mag.
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