Reply to: A'level results day.

[doodab]

Damn!

There goes my Dragons Den pitch!

You were too late anyway.

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[MarillionFan]

As sasguru would say "leis, dmaned loos, end sturtisteks!"

Fookin 'ell! A dyslexic statto!! About as much use as a pocket in a sock!!

Damn!

There goes my Dragons Den pitch!

[shaunbhoy]

Is that an empirical fot or metric?

As sasguru would say "leis, dmaned loos, end sturtisteks!"

Fookin 'ell! A dyslexic statto!! About as much use as a pocket in a sock!!

[Mich the Tester]

Yes!

congratulations then!

[DaveB]

Is that a long way away?

Yes!

[sasguru]

What's a yod?

A suppressed yodel.

[Mich the Tester]

What's a yod?

A jewish gent with a hole where his eye used to be.

[MarillionFan]

three fot?

Is that an empirical fot or metric?

[doodab]

What's a yod?

three fot?

[TimberWolf]

Yod do come out with some right crap.
I reckon you didn't do very well at school/uni.

What's a yod?

[shaunbhoy]

Yod do come out with some right crap.
I reckon you didn't do very well at school/uni.

Yod need to brush up your eduaction.

[Scrag Meister]

Ah an HND.

Or 'Has No Degree' as it's known.

Its the degree squeezed into 2 years for the really able. :P

[sasguru]

But won't lectures be full of people who got an A or B at maths and haven't much aptitude for it, but who are fond of magic? As well as the odd scientific person, who also got an A. And the course go at the pace of the mean magic believers?

Yod do come out with some right crap.
I reckon you didn't do very well at school/uni.

[doodab]

Yes you can find most of these lesser-eduacted gob-tulips on CUK.

PS. The results of statistics are mathematically based, stats is simply applied maths.

Yes, I know. The joke was that to the general public statistics are lies and everything else is bulltulip.

[TimberWolf]

If you study a "numerate" subject such as maths, physics, engineering etc then you end up learning and hopefully understanding mathematical techniques which will enable you to get results which less well educated people can then dismiss as either "lies" or "bulltulip" or perhaps "magic" depending on whether or not statistics were involved.

But won't lectures be full of people who got an A or B at maths and haven't much aptitude for it, but who are fond of magic? As well as the odd scientific person, who also got an A. And the course go at the pace of the mean magic believers?