Reply to: A 'Plan B' for the laydees

[Zippy]

In his element here isn't he Zip

It would seem so, though it's his quizzes I'm after

[HairyArsedBloke]

to be honest, i need a stress sh@g, i am getting desperate
and Marillionfan is not answering my calls

Post 6868 in One-A-Day will cheer you up.

[EternalOptimist]

Glad your boy is fine though, nice one.

Oh, and, welcome back. You were missed.

to be honest, i need a stress sh@g, i am getting desperate
and Marillionfan is not answering my calls

[MaryPoppins]

<cough>
its a fair cop
<cough>

Glad your boy is fine though, nice one.

Oh, and, welcome back. You were missed.

[EternalOptimist]

In his element here isn't he Zip

<cough>
its a fair cop
<cough>

[MaryPoppins]

and you're not too big to go over my knee either

In his element here isn't he Zip

[EternalOptimist]

She's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late

and you're not too big to go over my knee either

[Zippy]

Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.

Pic on it's way.

She's right. Quality smut has been lacking of late

[EternalOptimist]

Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.

Pic on it's way.

blooming heck woman.

do you have any idea how hard it is to type, when you have gozzy eyes and one hand in yer kecks

[MaryPoppins]

Whats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.

just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.

now show us a picture of yer tits

Oh, EO. I have so missed your wise words.

Pic on it's way.

[EternalOptimist]

Worrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.

Whats really worrying is that women still dont get this. After years of getting your jugs stared at by 14 - 64 year olds, you still dont understand that they just cant help it.
Mary, its almost impossible not to stare.

just try to stop breathing for a few minutes...its impossible.

now show us a picture of yer tits

[TimberWolf]

P.S. Poundland has wallets on sale for 99p each.

I think you'll find they are £1.

[MaryPoppins]

Worrying to think this 'ploy' would actually work.

[doodab]

I'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.

I would want to feel both of them at that price!

[lightng]

"A Plan B for the laydees". Alternative title: "Switch your war chest for a phwoarr chest".

Great scam. I'd feel a right tit if that happened to me.