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Previously on "Manchester city centre crime stats"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    Thought you liked bottoms?
    Well biologically speaking there isn't any difference.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    What the hell are you on about?!!!!

    I got married three times yesterday.
    Menelaus!!!

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Better than buggery anyway.
    Thought you liked bottoms?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Too rough for you? A big tough cage fighter like you? Surely not.
    What the hell are you on about?!!!!

    I got married three times yesterday.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Just back. From the way things shaped up after I left the pub last night, those stats are going WAY up!
    Too rough for you? A big tough cage fighter like you? Surely not.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Better than buggery anyway.
    Just back. From the way things shaped up after I left the pub last night, those stats are going WAY up!

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  • xoggoth
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    Better than buggery anyway.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by The Central Scrutinizer View Post
    City Centre stats for the past fortnight.

    Fortnightly figures:
    Total arrests for City Centre - 209
    Total arrests for Bigamy - 1
    Total arrests for begging - 8
    Total arrests for drink / drug driving - 2
    Total arrests for drug offences - 16
    Total arrests for breaching an ASBO - 3
    Total arrests for Robbery - 2
    Total arrests for Burglary - 6
    Total crimes for shoplifting - 52
    Total crimes for theft from motor vehicle - 7, with 2 arrests
    Total crimes for theft of motor vehicle - 2, with 2 arrests
    Total crimes for criminal damage - 18, with 10 arrests
    Total incidents which are alcohol related - 119, with 17 arrested for Drunk & Disorderly



    I guess the bigamy squad weren't busy then
    They transferred down to London, lot of it going on apparently...

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  • The Central Scrutinizer
    started a topic Manchester city centre crime stats

    Manchester city centre crime stats

    City Centre stats for the past fortnight.

    Fortnightly figures:
    Total arrests for City Centre - 209
    Total arrests for Bigamy - 1
    Total arrests for begging - 8
    Total arrests for drink / drug driving - 2
    Total arrests for drug offences - 16
    Total arrests for breaching an ASBO - 3
    Total arrests for Robbery - 2
    Total arrests for Burglary - 6
    Total crimes for shoplifting - 52
    Total crimes for theft from motor vehicle - 7, with 2 arrests
    Total crimes for theft of motor vehicle - 2, with 2 arrests
    Total crimes for criminal damage - 18, with 10 arrests
    Total incidents which are alcohol related - 119, with 17 arrested for Drunk & Disorderly



    I guess the bigamy squad weren't busy then

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