Reply to: Some proper doom for a change

[TimberWolf]

Boomed.

[hyperD]

much better coverage of this new superbug from The Daily Mash, the only place to get the real news..

And Nikki Hollis, an empty space from Grantham, said: "Apparently India is a big centre for cosmetic surgery. Instead of a tummy tuck they inject some of the local cholera straight into your lower intestine and then you just tulip yourself thin by the weekend. I'm very interested."

thanks, chef!

[chef]

much better coverage of this new superbug from The Daily Mash, the only place to get the real news..

[Mich the Tester]

Accrington Stanley, Who are they?

Here's an irresistable deal;

Match day hospitality for our match against Macclesfield on Saturday 21st August is available from just £35 a head, or £325 for a table of ten.

The package includes a three course meal in our recently refurbished lounge overlooking the pitch, and your match ticket with a premium seat on the half way line.

Bloody hell, you'd have to be desperate to call that entertainment.

[doodab]

Spoken in the voice of a young kid from Merseyside in an old British milk advert,

"exactly!"

Accrington Stanley, Who are they?

[Mich the Tester]

What cleaning?

Spoken in the voice of a young kid from Merseyside in an old British milk advert,

"exactly!"

[Central-Scrutiniser]

I know you think Im awfully sqaure -
But Ive met everyone
And Ive been everywhere

Lord I'd take an overdose-
If they knew whats going down

[norrahe]

Oooooh, you need to hear one of Lady Tester’s rants about outsourced cleaning in healthcare.

What cleaning?

[hyperD]

pffft. You call that doom...

Climate change will kill you

Many more people will die of heart problems as global warming continues, experts are warning.

Climate change gives you a chronic case of the gypsies, so I'm told.

[gingerjedi]

...experts warn...scientists fear...And experts fear...clear and frightening...The fear would be...put out an alert...disturbing resistance...some fatal...

Every silver lining has a cloud
And each piece of good fortune must be paid for by the pound
I've become so cynical these days,
I don't know how it started but it won't go away
See the lines around my eyes,
See the sarcasm in my smile,

[Mich the Tester]

Bring back Matron!

Oooooh, you need to hear one of Lady Tester’s rants about outsourced cleaning in healthcare.

[Pondlife]

pffft. You call that doom...

Climate change will kill you

Many more people will die of heart problems as global warming continues, experts are warning.

[Tingles]

Oh I'm really scared.

I think we should call on the pharma companies to charge us vast sums to sort it out.

I wonder where the press release originates from?

Or is it the HPA - are they about to have their funding cut?

Cynically yours...

T

[doodab]

Is the NHS budget for buxom women in tight fitting uniforms going to be impacted by the cuts? I think we should be told.

[SupremeSpod]

BBC News - New 'superbug' found in UK hospitals

Not a superbug per se, but a new gene that existing bugs can pick up that makes them immune to the antibiotics of last resort. Scary.

Bring back Matron!