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Originally posted by chef View Postmuch better coverage of this new superbug from The Daily Mash, the only place to get the real news..And Nikki Hollis, an empty space from Grantham, said: "Apparently India is a big centre for cosmetic surgery. Instead of a tummy tuck they inject some of the local cholera straight into your lower intestine and then you just tulip yourself thin by the weekend. I'm very interested."
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much better coverage of this new superbug from The Daily Mash, the only place to get the real news..
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Originally posted by doodab View Post
Match day hospitality for our match against Macclesfield on Saturday 21st August is available from just £35 a head, or £325 for a table of ten.
The package includes a three course meal in our recently refurbished lounge overlooking the pitch, and your match ticket with a premium seat on the half way line.
Bloody hell, you'd have to be desperate to call that entertainment.
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Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostSpoken in the voice of a young kid from Merseyside in an old British milk advert,
"exactly!"
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Originally posted by norrahe View PostWhat cleaning?
"exactly!"
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I know you think Im awfully sqaure -
But Ive met everyone
And Ive been everywhere
Lord I'd take an overdose-
If they knew whats going down
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Originally posted by Pondlife View Postpffft. You call that doom...
Climate change will kill you
Many more people will die of heart problems as global warming continues, experts are warning.
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Originally posted by BBC article...experts warn...scientists fear...And experts fear...clear and frightening...The fear would be...put out an alert...disturbing resistance...some fatal...
Every silver lining has a cloud
And each piece of good fortune must be paid for by the pound
I've become so cynical these days,
I don't know how it started but it won't go away
See the lines around my eyes,
See the sarcasm in my smile,
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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostBring back Matron!
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pffft. You call that doom...
Climate change will kill you
Many more people will die of heart problems as global warming continues, experts are warning.
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Oh I'm really scared.
I think we should call on the pharma companies to charge us vast sums to sort it out.
I wonder where the press release originates from?
Or is it the HPA - are they about to have their funding cut?
Cynically yours...
T
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Is the NHS budget for buxom women in tight fitting uniforms going to be impacted by the cuts? I think we should be told.
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Originally posted by doodab View PostBBC News - New 'superbug' found in UK hospitals
Not a superbug per se, but a new gene that existing bugs can pick up that makes them immune to the antibiotics of last resort. Scary.
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