Decorating your desk

[OrangeHopper]

Just plug a new one in.

[Churchill]

Ah, the old, Keyboard In The Desk Aptitude Test.

Based on the old Sword in the Stone, Moistened Bint Test...

If you can take the keyboard from the desk, then you truly are the chosen one...

[bogeyman]

I think desk personalisation is leaving you wide open to IR35.

1) I spend as little time at client sites as possible.

2) Do not personalise the space.

3) The 'client space' is an alien space, and should be treated as such.

4) Never feel at home

5) Never get too friendly.

If you truly want to fraternise with 'them' go to the nearest decent pub, where you will buy all the rounds - 'coz eez a faaaking jammmy contracta an eez loaded ineee?'.

[Lucifer Box]

That's the Great Old One himself, Cthulhu !

(Ok...not to scale obviously)

I'm holding out for the life-size Azathoth.

[DaveB]

Blasphemer !

That's the Great Old One himself, Cthulhu !

It is indeed, although these days he seems to have got himself a semi-permanent gig over at User Friendly

[Board Game Geek]

That's a fluffy green dragon

Blasphemer !

That's the Great Old One himself, Cthulhu !

(Ok...not to scale obviously)

He eats giant lizards like yourself for breakfast !

HP Lovecraft dear boy.......the master of Horror no less (Though Poe was pretty good IMHO)

[Lucifer Box]

Are "this lot" anything to do with "your lot"?

[Lucifer Box]

Fine set of teeth, nearly as good as mine

Do you find it hard to floss out those bits of human before bedtime?

[wobbegong]

No cuddly toys, but I do have a bottle of 'Encona', a small (4" x 3") piccy of 'the little darlings', and, of course, a fossil sea urchin.

[MrsGoof]

These, hundreds of these

[Lucifer Box]

Here you are, zeity, here's the perfect cuddly toy for your desk...

[OrangeHopper]

Not me! Definitely Not!

[MrsGoof]

.. at a customer site.

DO you decorate your desk, family pictures, kids drawings, SOFT TOYS !

yep there is some bloke sitting near me who has covered his desk with so many SOFT TOYS that he hasn't got any room for a keyboard.

FFS Blokes with soft toys.