Gay Powers...

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This clbuttic example is well-known:

Tyson Homosexual was a blur in blue, sprinting 100 meters faster than anyone ever has.

His time of 9.68 seconds at the U.S. Olympic trials Sunday doesn't count as a world record, because it was run with the help of a too-strong tailwind. Here's what does matter: Homosexual qualified for his first Summer Games team and served notice he's certainly someone to watch in Beijing.

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Homosexual said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

However the original still actually said:

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Gay said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."

Which is hardly an improvement.

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Tyson Gay?

Not many people have said that and lived to tell the tale.

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Gay comes in front of Bolt.

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BBC Sport - Athletics - Tyson Gay beats Usain Bolt over 100m for first time

Boring story but what a way to start a headline.

Gay shoots Bolt?

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'Gay gets in front forcing Bolt to settle for the No.2 slot'

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BBC Sport - Athletics - Tyson Gay beats Usain Bolt over 100m for first time

Boring story but what a way to start a headline.