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Oh Zips it was incredible. Played footie (7-8) then rushed home to get ready to go out again to play pool for the pub team. We were away, and no fecker turned up. Only me, the captain and the two loyal stalwarts who aren't that blessed but turn up aaaaaaaall the time (which I respect more to be honest)Originally posted by Zippy View PostBeer Monster
When I got to the pub (away, so not a pub I had been in for a long time) there was some random Scottish best bitter I had not heard of so that was a lovely change. Then (as we were players short) we started an automatic 2-0 down. And won 5-3
Then I get back to the local and they are serving late as someone phoned ahead with news of our victory, then when I get in the fridge has a couple of bottles of ale in from when SY02's parents baby say Saturday night and didn't touch the "babysitting ales".
In the words of Delboy "creme de la menthe"


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I thought you declined my invitation.Originally posted by AtW View Postministrone is too busy writing SKA clone in a week.
We may never hear from him ever again.
HTH
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Does anyone know who suggested first on CUK to change Godlike to custom titles?
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I'm so glad no cheeky monkey suggested "chief bedwetter" - It might have given Admin ideas.Originally posted by suityou01 View Post


































If only MF wasn't on holiday he could join in the celebrations
No more news in the custom title thread though, may just have to go with "CUK's Finest"
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