I have nothing to do.

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Jeebo72 replied

28 July 2010, 13:00
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

Be glad. Just imagine a real job, carrying heavy objects, having to kow-tow to some middle manager numpty and getting paid a pittance.

Suggestions as to how to amuse yourself;

1 invoice
2 reformat invoice, to look a bit more expensive when printed on parchment. Remember, people should feel good about spending a tulipload of money.
3 CUK
4 Drink sake!

No3 ... hence I'm back ... that board.
No4 ... that's been my job for 18 months anyway ... except it's whisky.

I've been given the all clear to do f*** all. Seriously.
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Jeebo72 replied

28 July 2010, 12:57
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Why not spend your time checking out Rangers' activity in the transfer market? Now that really DOES personify "doing **** all!!"

I was really hoping we would get some top class talent from Scunthorpe this year too
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shaunbhoy replied

28 July 2010, 11:07
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

After 18 months of doing very little but being able to say "I'm doing..." I now actually have nothing to do. Told the director on thu, but few days on still sitting doing **** all... crazy ... gotta love this contracting malarky eh?

Why not spend your time checking out Rangers' activity in the transfer market? Now that really DOES personify "doing **** all!!"
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Mich the Tester replied

27 July 2010, 13:44
Originally posted by Jeebo72 View Post

After 18 months of doing very little but being able to say "I'm doing..." I now actually have nothing to do. Told the director on thu, but few days on still sitting doing **** all... crazy ... gotta love this contracting malarky eh?

Be glad. Just imagine a real job, carrying heavy objects, having to kow-tow to some middle manager numpty and getting paid a pittance.

Suggestions as to how to amuse yourself;

1 invoice
2 reformat invoice, to look a bit more expensive when printed on parchment. Remember, people should feel good about spending a tulipload of money.
3 CUK
4 Drink sake!
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Spacecadet replied

27 July 2010, 13:25
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

First rule of doing nothing for £500/day...

What do you mean the server has gone down? I'm far too busy evaluating SLA escalation procedures to be bothered with that now.
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Pondlife replied

27 July 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Indeed a true business knows how to do **** all and still charge £500 a day

First rule of doing nothing for £500/day...
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Spacecadet replied

27 July 2010, 13:10
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

IR35

Indeed a true business knows how to do **** all and still charge £500 a day
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Pondlife replied

27 July 2010, 13:04
IR35
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Jeebo72 started a topic I have nothing to do.

27 July 2010, 12:36
I have nothing to do.

After 18 months of doing very little but being able to say "I'm doing..." I now actually have nothing to do. Told the director on thu, but few days on still sitting doing **** all... crazy ... gotta love this contracting malarky eh?
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