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thunderlizard replied

22 July 2010, 15:53
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Unemployed.............driving a Beemer..........had been doing landscaping work at his mate's house (cash in hand?)....became aggressive.....).

Sounds like a benefit scrounging shyster to me.

Sounds like most IT contractors during 2009 to me.
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AtW replied

22 July 2010, 15:44
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

No No No

Hitler, has only got one ball,
Goering, has two but very small,
Himmler, has something similar,
and poor Old Goebbels, has no balls, at all!!!

I thang you!!

Give it up Goering
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 15:32
Originally posted by zeitghost

Himler, was something similar, only he had no balls at all.

Allegedly.

No No No

Hitler, has only got one ball,
Goering, has two but very small,
Himmler, has something similar,
and poor Old Goebbels, has no balls, at all!!!

I thang you!!
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doodab replied

22 July 2010, 15:24
Originally posted by zeitghost

Has anyone mentioned Hitler yet?

Doh!

Apparently he only had one ball.
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sasguru replied

22 July 2010, 15:23
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Pr1ck pr1cks pr1ck's pr1ck.

If you're trying to describe the Atw-SB interaction shouldn't that be:

Pr1ck picks on pr1ck's pr1ck
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AtW replied

22 July 2010, 15:22
Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

Pr1ck pr1cks pr1ck's pr1ck.

Ban him!
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TimberWolf replied

22 July 2010, 15:20
Pr1ck pr1cks pr1ck's pr1ck.
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sasguru replied

22 July 2010, 15:20
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Personally speaking, whatever steps can be taken to prevent your balls from causing more problems down the genealogical line, should be taken asap!!

nah, the chances of Atw procreating are remote indeed.
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 15:19
Originally posted by AtW View Post

At least you'd be safe - it would take an expert marksman with a microscope to hit yours

At least mine has a fair few miles on the clock. Unlike yours, which has to cope with continual frenzied bench testing at high revs.
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sasguru replied

22 July 2010, 15:19
Originally posted by AtW View Post

At least you'd be safe - it would take an expert marksman with a microscope to hit yours

Ouch Atw plays the "small willy" card with SB.
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TimberWolf replied

22 July 2010, 15:18
***** ****** *****'s *****.
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 15:17
Originally posted by AtW View Post

And what if it is - ShootMeInTheBallsWithAtaser?

Personally speaking, whatever steps can be taken to prevent your balls from causing more problems down the genealogical line, should be taken asap!!
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AtW replied

22 July 2010, 15:15
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Why not? That'll bring the whole topic back to reality!!

At least you'd be safe - it would take an expert marksman with a microscope to hit yours
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shaunbhoy replied

22 July 2010, 15:12
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Let's assume all such incidents are all 100% cover ups by corrupt police officers.

Why not? That'll bring the whole topic back to reality!!
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AtW replied

22 July 2010, 15:12
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

What is the current penalty for negligently discharging a firearm?

In this country a CS spray is classed as a firearm!
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