Police fire taser at motorist's balls

[SupremeSpod]

Probably. But let's hope that the amount takes into account any false benefit claims he has made off with.

How do you know he's made a fraudulant claim?

[shaunbhoy]

How do you know he's made a fraudulant claim?

I don't "know", but I expect that the Benefits Fraud team, on the balance of the evidence available to them, will make serious enquiries into his affairs, and take any and all appropriate action.
If, of course, he is entirely innocent of any wrongdoing, I hope his gooleys get better soon.

[TimberWolf]

Unfortunately the guy's name is Cox.

It was as well. Coincidence? The last guy they shot was named Balls.

[AtW]

It'll get reported and investigated and they'll be cleared.
3 of the police officers buddies will swear blind the Taser was discharged accidentally, and who will believe a complete scrote who claims otherwise?
HTH

Let's assume all such incidents are all 100% cover ups by corrupt police officers.

Now, how many such incidents happen in the first place? A very insignificant number - the real concern would have been if such incidents were not reported at all, something that I believe is not the case.

Anybody who gets tasered should be grateful a proper firearm was not used.

HTH

Kamrad Lt Colonel ATW

[shaunbhoy]

It was as well. Coincidence? The last guy they shot was named Balls.

I'd be very worried if I were AtW. If he is ever approached and asked for his name by a WPC, the answer "Getcherkitov" is not ideal!

[AtW]

I'd be very worried if I were AtW. If he is ever approached and asked for his name by a WPC, the answer "Getcherkitov" is not ideal!

And what if it is - ShootMeInTheBallsWithAtaser?

[TimberWolf]

It sounds like high jinks to me. Just coppers having some fun.

[doodab]

Anybody who gets tasered should be grateful a proper firearm was not used.

Especially where gonads are concerned.

[SupremeSpod]

I don't "know", but I expect that the Benefits Fraud team, on the balance of the evidence available to them, will make serious enquiries into his affairs, and take any and all appropriate action.
If, of course, he is entirely innocent of any wrongdoing, I hope his gooleys get better soon and he's suitably compensated for the illegal assualt made against him by the Police.

FTFY

What is the current penalty for negligently discharging a firearm?

Now, before you start pulling me up on the fact that a Tazer is not a firearm, how many of you remember how the Police use of a "Tazer" was "sold" to the public? We were told that only specially trained personnel of the calibre selected for Firearms training would be permitted to carry the tazer.

[sasguru]

Let's assume all such incidents are all 100% cover ups by corrupt police officers.

Now, how many such incidents happen in the first place? A very insignificant number - the real concern would have been if such incidents were not reported at all, something that I believe is not the case.

How would you know if they were not reported, you cretin?
Logic isn't really your strong point, eh?