Pride goeth before a fall

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Dammit, I thought I'd headed that off at the pass.

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No cherries waiting to be lost here snaw - they're all either blokes pretending or lost their cherries 30 years ago

Pretending to lose their cherry or pretending to be a lady? I can think of at least one candidate for each :lol

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> the world's most cherry

No cherries waiting to be lost here snaw - they're all either blokes pretending or lost their cherries 30 years ago

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Contractoruk, the world's most cheery, tree hugging, chav loving board in the whole wide world

hmm

Osama Bin Laden - Worlds greatest pacifist
George W Bush - Worlds most intellegent man

i think these would follow on pretty well from Chico's statement:rolleyes

Tony Blair - the world's greatest statesman

I think the crowd might turn ugly following that comment... :rolleyes

Tony Blair - the world's greatest statesman
Jacques Chirac - loser

I am putting myself forward as the guy who will wipe the smirk of Jacques Chirac's face

"Off", Chico. The "smirk of Jacques Chirac's face" makes you sound like a comedy French tourist.

In fact, Chico is a French spy stirring up trouble and I claim my crisp fiver. Now, let's lynch him!

And I think you could be the man to do it Chico - Just give him an overview of modern day religion and there wont be room on his face for anything other than total boredom

That's not very Christian, Chico. Chirac is merely a lost sheep, waiting for a good shepherd to show him the way.

And a french ******.

How are you planning to do it? Land a big right hand on his chin?

I am putting myself forward as the guy who will wipe the smirk of Jacques Chirac's face. What a loser - even John Kerry pales into insignificance.