I am putting myself forward as the guy who will wipe the smirk of Jacques Chirac's face. What a loser - even John Kerry pales into insignificance.
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Pride goeth before a fall
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That's not very Christian, Chico. Chirac is merely a lost sheep, waiting for a good shepherd to show him the way.
And a french ******.Comment
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And I think you could be the man to do it Chico - Just give him an overview of modern day religion and there wont be room on his face for anything other than total boredomComment
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"Off", Chico. The "smirk of Jacques Chirac's face" makes you sound like a comedy French tourist.I am putting myself forward as the guy who will wipe the smirk of Jacques Chirac's face
In fact, Chico is a French spy stirring up trouble and I claim my crisp fiver. Now, let's lynch him!Comment
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I think the crowd might turn ugly following that comment... :rolleyesTony Blair - the world's greatest statesmanComment
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hmm
Osama Bin Laden - Worlds greatest pacifist
George W Bush - Worlds most intellegent man
i think these would follow on pretty well from Chico's statement:rolleyesComment
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Re: hmm
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Re: hmm
> the world's most cherry
No cherries waiting to be lost here snaw - they're all either blokes pretending or lost their cherries 30 years ago
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