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Previously on "Dear SY02's Auntie"
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Dear SY02's Auntie
Thanks for inviting us round yesterday so I could look at SY02's uncle's wiring. He is a mentalist and will soon kill himself if he continues to dabble in electrics.
Thanks for the curry also. Apparently you prepare it canteen style in bulk, then leave it for a whole day on the stove to mature. Then you freeze it for lawd knows how long. Then you serve it up, and leave the remainder on the dining room table in tupperware containers to mature some more. Then you make us take it some so we can reheat it for our tea.
Unfortunately by the time we got home we were violently ill and did not feel like it. I hope you don't mind but we binned the disease ridden tulipe as once bitten, twice as shy.
I can't wait for you to come around to ours for some sumptuous repast I have reheated many times and air matured for your delection.
You fookin cretinous hill billies.
I have been tuliping through the eye of a needle all weekend, as has SY02. I have had to mark the front door with a cross in lamb's blood to warn off the neighbours.
Kind regards
Ploppy
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