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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2010, 19:37
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

Give her an onion to chew. Might tone it down a bit. My brother-in-law swears by it with his missus.
Mind you, with his missus the breath is the least of it.
I am not saying she is ugly, but when she was born, the midwife held her up by the buttocks and slapped her face!!
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Drewster replied

10 July 2010, 19:33
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)
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Zippy replied

10 July 2010, 19:32
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

We are just good friends!!!

Nudge, nudge. Say no more squire. <taps nose, obvious wink>
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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2010, 19:30
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

We are just good friends!!!

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH
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Drewster replied

10 July 2010, 19:27
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

We are just good friends!!!
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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2010, 19:25
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

Errrrr...........better make mine a double!!
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Zippy replied

10 July 2010, 19:24
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>
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Drewster replied

10 July 2010, 19:21
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!
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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2010, 19:15
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.
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Drewster replied

10 July 2010, 19:14
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der.

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!
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Drewster replied

10 July 2010, 19:12
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi.....

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......
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Zippy replied

10 July 2010, 19:10
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Oi!!

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der.
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shaunbhoy replied

10 July 2010, 19:09
Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Standards man!! Standards!

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi after your brief sojourn in Blighty, some other lucky fooker might have hooked up with the good-looking camel!! You might be left with the one that doubles for Hetty Wainthrop in her action scenes!!
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Drewster replied

10 July 2010, 19:04
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)

Oi!!

Originally posted by Drewster View Post

Standards (Wo)man!! Standards!
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Zippy replied

10 July 2010, 19:02
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)
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