Better to Burn out than to Fade Away.

[Zippy]

Well make sure you set up the webcam..............in case we need to ring for help.............obviously.

You have credit card?

[MarillionFan]

This is a truly tragic story.
She sounds like a real game girl.
Never happens to the fuglies!!!

Thats cause if they're really ugly they have problems keeping the vibrator stiff!

[Drewster]

Never happens to the fuglies!!!

Each to his own I guess.... but I thought she was a bit of a badgers...

not exactly fugly but.......

[shaunbhoy]

Each to his own I guess.... but I thought she was a bit of a badgers...

not exactly fugly but.......

How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

[Drewster]

How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

Standards man!! Standards!

[Zippy]

How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)

[Drewster]

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)

Oi!!

Standards (Wo)man!! Standards!

[shaunbhoy]

Standards man!! Standards!

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi after your brief sojourn in Blighty, some other lucky fooker might have hooked up with the good-looking camel!! You might be left with the one that doubles for Hetty Wainthrop in her action scenes!!

[Zippy]

Oi!!

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der.

[Drewster]

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi.....

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......