Reply to: Better to Burn out than to Fade Away.

[shaunbhoy]

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

Give her an onion to chew. Might tone it down a bit. My brother-in-law swears by it with his missus.
Mind you, with his missus the breath is the least of it.
I am not saying she is ugly, but when she was born, the midwife held her up by the buttocks and slapped her face!!

[Drewster]

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

Lovely eyes though.... (although the halitosis is a bit hard to take)

[Zippy]

We are just good friends!!!

Nudge, nudge. Say no more squire. <taps nose, obvious wink>

[shaunbhoy]

We are just good friends!!!

Steer clear mate. She looks like trouble that one!

HTH

[Drewster]

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

We are just good friends!!!

[shaunbhoy]

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

Errrrr...........better make mine a double!!

[Zippy]

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

No. Didn't think you believed that. Anyway, I'm sure that tall orange-haired girl/boy is giving you the eye.

Shaunbhoy and Zip - matchmakers to the stars. <snigger>

[Drewster]

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

سخرت النار ليس له غضب مثل جمل

So to speak!

[shaunbhoy]

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......

I notice you didn't deny the "good-looking camel" bit. Be sure and get her mobile number, you can never say never in this business. Hell hath no fury like a camel scorned.............as they say in the Middle East.

[Drewster]

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der.

But I thought you were above that sort of thing?!?!

Nah! I didn't really!!!

[Drewster]

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi.....

Fly home Friday..... Never to return..... Well when I say never - I am handing over to a geyser.... as long as he doesn't bottle it they shouldn't need me again.... He is staying out for several months (Tee Hee)......

[Zippy]

Oi!!

Erm, hellooooo!!!! C'est Contractor UK.

Der.

[shaunbhoy]

Standards man!! Standards!

All very well to say that NOW. But just remember, when you return to Saudi after your brief sojourn in Blighty, some other lucky fooker might have hooked up with the good-looking camel!! You might be left with the one that doubles for Hetty Wainthrop in her action scenes!!

[Drewster]

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)

Oi!!

Standards (Wo)man!! Standards!

[Zippy]

How can you say that after weeks in a desert??

I suspect he doesn't go short as he has his own set of stepladders.
(please refer to ancient jokes about camels)