Reply to: Random stranger on facebook

[Clippy]

I get that, usually really fit, mostly early 20s, often totally naked, sometimes they're MMS (short movies) involving props.


You'd be wrong...

I've not found anything to put them off, and I've even tried inviting them round for Sunday dinner with girly and kids, so for a large number of entries in my phone I have a silent ring tone.

I think it's a phase young women go through, so I treat them as friends and they grow out of it eventually.

Two thoughts come to mind:

1 - You are claiming to be Brad Pitt (or similar) on Facebook
2 - You are talking complete bollocks (as usual)

[SupremeSpod]

threaded, that is a legendary post

we should have a thread, Legendary Posts Hall of Fame

in the thread could be simply links to all kind of posts of a level of quality like the one above

there could be post of the month etc

a few Shaun's would qualify

Milan.

Threaded has his own fan site with pictures of his daring-do. Including the old classic about driving two BMWs at the same time.

[OwlHoot]

Today one of my students: My Today Sex Toy is A Leather Whip

And one of my co-workers: My Today Sex Toy is A Pink Mask

"Sex Toy is requesting permission to do the following:
*
Access my basic information
Includes name, profile picture, gender, networks, user ID, list of friends and any other information I've shared with everyone."

DOH!

No! Cancel! ctrl+alt+delete

[milanbenes]

I get that, usually really fit, mostly early 20s, often totally naked, sometimes they're MMS (short movies) involving props.


You'd be wrong...

I've not found anything to put them off, and I've even tried inviting them round for Sunday dinner with girly and kids, so for a large number of entries in my phone I have a silent ring tone.

I think it's a phase young women go through, so I treat them as friends and they grow out of it eventually.

threaded, that is a legendary post

we should have a thread, Legendary Posts Hall of Fame

in the thread could be simply links to all kind of posts of a level of quality like the one above

there could be post of the month etc

a few Shaun's would qualify

Milan.

[threaded]

Today one of my students: My Today Sex Toy is A Leather Whip

And one of my co-workers: My Today Sex Toy is A Pink Mask

[Pondlife]

Only afterwards did it dawn on me that BI didn't mean Business Intelligence.

After they fleece you for a couple of grand you might change your mind.

[Clippy]

I don't know why anyone would add a total 'random' to their FB, but I guess if (what appears to be) a fit girl pops up asking to be friends, a bloke will probably accept.

If he's not physically met her, it might actually be a 25 stone trucker from Bolton.

Tsk, these 25 stone truckers from Bolton are always either on the internet pretending to be someone else or out murdering prostitutes.

[TimberWolf]

I get that, usually really fit, mostly early 20s, often totally naked, sometimes they're MMS (short movies) involving props.

Threaded, you are hilarious(ly deluded)

Just noticed this thread

[Ruprect]

FTFY

... and your mate's an idiot IMHO.

lol you're probably right!! hahaha

[Spacecadet]

So how are these fit young chicas getting hold of the phone numbers from these fully committed men?

Happens all the time

Facebook message I got the other week:

Hi,

I've got something you might be interested in. me and my BI friend want some help!
I think we should meet soon
Rach
xxx

So I replied with

Whats the rate? Call me on 077xxxxxxxx

Only afterwards did it dawn on me that BI didn't mean Business Intelligence.

[Pondlife]

Brief update for you all; it got to the stage where they "hooked up" on skype, and from what I can tell there was a bit of "self congratulation" on both sides... however since this he hasn't heard a peep from her . I'm sure he's been stitched up and will appear on Facebook with him tagged in it so all his mates, family etc will see it unless he coughs up some serious cash soon...

FTFY

... and your mate's an idiot IMHO.

[Ruprect]

Brief update for you all; it got to the stage where they "hooked up" on skype, and from what I can tell there was a bit of "self congratulation" on both sides... however since this he hasn't heard a peep from her . I'm sure he's been stitched up and will appear on y**p*rn soon...

[MaryPoppins]

Rup, your mate is gay, and he fancies you.

What other reason could he possibly have for not wanting to reverse-pile-drive this gorgeous young lady?

I have weighed it up, and conclude the following:

^ WHS

[MarillionFan]

You've all made a few leaps here. To clarify (1) he's single, (2) she gave him her number not the other way round

Now has he actually spoken to her. Could be a fat, balding, middle aged cottager pretending to be a fit bird in her pants.....

[Sysman]

Is she living in your house yet?

The request was treated with the same priority that emails from Russian ladies or Nigerians with lots of money to give away get.