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Previously on "Spain beat Germany so stick that in your Merkel and smoke it !!!!"

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by eliquant View Post
    Wearing down the big oafs finally made made them fall.

    Some two very nice countries (standard of living and people) in the football final and their first ever World cup on Sunday, so goody.
    You mean this very nice country?

    I remember them doing it when England played there in Madrid a few years ago. I think they were fined two and sixpence.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I just discovered that Octopussy was a James Bond film. I always thought it was a film about a girl with eight vaginas!
    Pathetic. I really think we ought to introduce some form of quality filter.

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  • Drewster
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    The chicks love it. If I had a pound for every time an Exeter babe has offered to toss my caber for me.........well....I'd have about 32p

    ftfy

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  • Alf W
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    So, one nation at least will relinquish the reputation of being World Cup 'bottlers'.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    Yes, the german octpus correctly predicted a spanish win. Talk about not knowing your audience.
    I just discovered that Octopussy was a James Bond film. I always thought it was a film about a girl with eight vaginas!

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    The Octopus predicted a Spanish win though didn't it. So it's pretty accurate.

    I wonder if it has to predict what year Andy Murray will win a grand slam that it has enough tenticles????!!!!
    Yes, the german octpus correctly predicted a spanish win. Talk about not knowing your audience.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
    I think 'paul' will be in someones seafood salad by lunchtime.
    The Octopus predicted a Spanish win though didn't it. So it's pretty accurate.

    I wonder if it has to predict what year Andy Murray will win a grand slam that it has enough tenticles????!!!!

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I will be fairly happy whoever wins, both countries have contributed more than their fair share to the history and culture of the game and it'll be nice to have a new winner.

    If I had to pick a winner, I would go with the Netherlands. Spain play an attractive passing game and are great at keeping the ball but goals win games and despite the possession they have enjoyed they have struggled to score. Having said that, they don't let many in and I like the attitude that lets them brings on Fernando Torres when they're 1-0 up with ten minutes to go.

    What does the octopus say?
    I think 'paul' will be in someones seafood salad by lunchtime.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    The chicks love it. If I had a pound for every time an Exeter babe has offered to toss my caber for me.........well....nuff said!!

    I heard it was because in Devon a McQuarterPounder costs £3, while a McChickenNugget only costs a £1.

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Please bear in mind SB, that wearing a skirt(sorry Kilt) in Exeter is a sign that you are free and easy and like to go 'Ooooooo Ahhhhhhhh'
    The chicks love it. If I had a pound for every time an Exeter babe has offered to toss my caber for me.........well....nuff said!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I will be fairly happy whoever wins, both countries have contributed more than their fair share to the history and culture of the game and it'll be nice to have a new winner.

    If I had to pick a winner, I would go with the Netherlands. Spain play an attractive passing game and are great at keeping the ball but goals win games and despite the possession they have enjoyed they have struggled to score. Having said that, they don't let many in and I like the attitude that lets them brings on Fernando Torres when they're 1-0 up with ten minutes to go.

    What does the octopus say?
    I don't know but I'll have 'sick squid' on it.

    (Coat please!)

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  • doodab
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    I will be fairly happy whoever wins, both countries have contributed more than their fair share to the history and culture of the game and it'll be nice to have a new winner.

    If I had to pick a winner, I would go with the Netherlands. Spain play an attractive passing game and are great at keeping the ball but goals win games and despite the possession they have enjoyed they have struggled to score. Having said that, they don't let many in and I like the attitude that lets them brings on Fernando Torres when they're 1-0 up with ten minutes to go.

    What does the octopus say?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post
    Me too. You might need that!!

    Please bear in mind SB, that wearing a skirt(sorry Kilt) in Exeter is a sign that you are free and easy and like to go 'Ooooooo Ahhhhhhhh'

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Looks like a Netherlands victory to me.

    I'm glad I didn't put £300 on Germany.........
    Me too. You might need that!!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Looks like a Netherlands victory to me.

    I'm glad I didn't put £300 on Germany.........

    Minestrone? Minestrone? Minestrone?

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